I'm up shit creek

[El Presidente]

One of my work colleagues was watching a program about porn on channel five at the weekend after about downing two bottles of red with his wife. His wife mentioned that she had never seen any porn and fancied seeing some.

He therefore called me and I sorted him out some high quality,artistic (but romantic) adult action called European Cumbath 36. When I mentioned it to the wife she went ballistic as she thinks I am interfering with someone elses sex life, so is not talking to me. When my mates wife saw the front cover, featuring a young filly on the end of some double penetration she went apeshit, refused to even let my mate take it out of the box, and has banned me from their house.......and it was her idea in the first place.

f***ing WOMEN

 

[jonnyboylennon]

He he, excellent work. Bet your missus is really embarrassed as well, does she know your colleague and his wife? Embarrassment CENTRAL.

You could have started the poor girl off lightly- 'European Cumbath'! Brilliant.

Amazing how WOMEN differ. My ex-bird, who I will make my wife one day (lucky bitch), wont give me back my bestest porno, Oral Angels 2, because even though she denies it she f***ing loves it and no doubt frigs herself into a european cumbath herself.

People who have that sort of problem with porn are f***ing STUPID. Its only porn.

Can I borrow it El P?

 

[Raphael Meade]

lovely stuff big papa p (as i like to call you)

'wants to get into porn a bit gently... give her the one with the dp on the cover'

marvellous.

 

[Raphael Meade]

god my avatar ROCKS. every time i see it i wanna knock one out...

 

[Vinyl Richie]

Tremendos!!! I read that one of the Hiltons (Paris I think) has done a filthy moooovie, has anyone seen it? I think they're rubbish but seeing them getting destroyed may change my mind

 

[Safeway]

Isn't it only the REALLY dodgy websites that describe young girls as being 'destroyed'?

 

[Vinyl Richie]

Your right STEVE, maybe one of the following is more suitable.

punished
pounded
SLICED in half
split open
BUMMED
ragged
rogered
humped
ARSEFUCKED
mullered
boned
dicked

 

[Safeway]

How about RAPED?

 

[Vinyl Richie]

How about RAPED?

well she could have been? I haven't seen it but I've heard she is LOVING it.


oh my god, who's going to start the "wrong" thread today along the lines of "do girls enjoy getting raped?" thankgod JBH is banned.

 

[Safeway]

I won't be online after today probably until the end of next week, so could go for it today.

'How does one define rape?'

'When does animalistic sex become rape?'

 

[Raphael Meade]

ive seen the paris hilton video. it is SHIT. very disappointed i was...

 

[Vinyl Richie]

ive seen the paris hilton video. it is SHIT. very disappointed i was...

would still like to see that posh slut get thrown around tho.

 

[Albion Rob]

I think it is on the video section in kontraband.com

It's all a bit shit with the night vision, but you see her SUCKING the fella off and all the breathless f***ing and MOANING (not the way my missus moans when I leave a turd in the loo) gave me a massive BONER.