One of my work colleagues was watching a program about porn on channel five at the weekend after about downing two bottles of red with his wife. His wife mentioned that she had never seen any porn and fancied seeing some.
He therefore called me and I sorted him out some high quality,artistic (but romantic) adult action called European Cumbath 36. When I mentioned it to the wife she went ballistic as she thinks I am interfering with someone elses sex life, so is not talking to me. When my mates wife saw the front cover, featuring a young filly on the end of some double penetration she went apeshit, refused to even let my mate take it out of the box, and has banned me from their house.......and it was her idea in the first place.
f***ing WOMEN
He therefore called me and I sorted him out some high quality,artistic (but romantic) adult action called European Cumbath 36. When I mentioned it to the wife she went ballistic as she thinks I am interfering with someone elses sex life, so is not talking to me. When my mates wife saw the front cover, featuring a young filly on the end of some double penetration she went apeshit, refused to even let my mate take it out of the box, and has banned me from their house.......and it was her idea in the first place.
f***ing WOMEN