I'm now stealing threads from Danny Baker...

[Stat Brother]

In my defence, if you're going steal left field thread ideas, there's no shame going straight to the master, so:-

If you could go forward or back in time but only for long enough to say 5 words.

Who would you say 5 words to, and what would they be?

 

[El Presidente]

Bellotti prepare to die, Goodbye

 

[Gazwag]

Gordon ffs pass

 

[Stat Brother]

There's a fair few things I'd like to say to myself.

I think JFK might get a visit:-
'Put the roof up, today'

and, Blair in early 2003:-
Are you really really sure?

 

[Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper]

Gordon ffs pass

I was listening to the podcast of his show earlier in the week, and as soon as I heard the topic this was exactly what came into my mind!