Im going to be Leon will...

[Man of Harveys]

Who is Leon Will? Or is that a much-needed pseudonym?

 

[Lokki 7]

I thought that that was at the Paternoster Lokks?

I was getting in some practice. Don't think I needed it though.

 

[Caveman]

Who is Leon Will?

I asked "Ask Jeeves" and this is Leon Will.....

 

[Everest]

Your message board incompetence is an inspiration to botched lobotomy patients everywhere. Do you speak any language that non-gibbering idiots can understand?

 

[Lokki 7]

"Why bother with newspapers if this is all they offer? The press is a gang of cruel faggots. Journalism is not a profession or a trade. It is a cheap catch-all for f***-offs and misfits - a false doorway to the backside of life, a filthy piss-ridden little hole nailed off by the building inspector, but just deep enough for a wino to crawl up from the sidewalk and masturbate like a chimp in a zoo cage."

- A critics response to a recent Richie Morris article.

 

[Caveman]

My car did done a massive skid today Richie!

 

[Man of Harveys]

I asked "Ask Jeeves" and this is Leon Will.....

 

[Caveman]

Can you also clarify Richie... Are you going to be Leon Will for a day or for the rest of the season?

P.s. Dont think much of your bird.

 

[Man of Harveys]

I would never have thought that "Leon Will" would throw up some cool people:

 

[Caveman]

 

[Pavilionaire]

That geezer's the bastard love child of Merv Hughes and Kojak.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Or "Marvellous" Marvin Hagler's somewhat camper brother, "Fabulous" Fanny Hagler.

 

[Pavilionaire]

"Born in Venezuela, Oscar Emilio D’ León Samoza, the son of a music loving bricklayer, taught himself to play the bass while driving a school bus by day and playing in clubs by night."

So not a fast-bowling detective then...

 

[Parson Henry]

Both wrong..its the love child of the geezer who was a boxer and now flogs grills and the bloke who sang for Hot Cocolate.

 

[Parson Henry]

"Born in Venezuela, Oscar Emilio D’ León Samoza, the son of a music loving bricklayer, taught himself to play the bass while driving a school bus by day and playing in clubs by night."

So not a fast-bowling detective then...

When did he invent the indian snack?

 

[Wardy]

...score more goals then the whole of Brighton put together before the end of the season.

He will do okay until he as a bad game, then he will spit his dummy and start throwing his toys again. Then we will be warming the bench.

 

[Rangdo]

...score more goals then the whole of Brighton put together before the end of the season.

Playing against teams like the mighty MK Dons. Mark Farrington could have achieved that.

 

[Seagullible]

Both wrong..its the love child of the geezer who was a boxer and now flogs grills and the bloke who sang for Hot Cocolate.

George Forman and Errol Brown

 

[Parson Henry]

George Forman and Errol Brown

You know them?

 

[Man of Harveys]

Besides, learning to playing the bass while driving a school bus is just plain WONG. Even banging out a quick Smoke On The Water while the lights are on red could have seen Mr Samoza's attention drifting elsewhere, thereby endangering his junior passengers. The fool.