I'm going scumbag hunting...

[albionman]

I can offer a copy of the Mid Sussex Times if it's any use.

While he is being assailed with aforementioned publications you could stick it up his arse and set light to it.

I knew the Middy would have some function eventually.

 

[Cian]

I can offer a copy of the Mid Sussex Times if it's any use.

While he is being assailed with aforementioned publications you could stick it up his arse and set light to it.

I knew the Middy would have some function eventually.

I was considering burying him in Liffey Champions. The Champion makes the Argus look positively upper class and excellent...