I'm boycotting the match today

[Ernest]

After a lot of thought I've decided that I cannot go to the game today as I must make a stand against the shameless way the club has been hijacked by some tinpot DJ for advertising some tuneless noise of an album.
The Albion wear blue and white stripes and play at Withdean and to sell our heritage for a few quid is not on. Dick Tight won't take the Wickes money but he will sell our soul for a few bob

 

[sams dad]

I've just had a Bacon Baguette

 

[Yorkie]

Thank goodness for that.

That'll improve the atmosphere no end. One less moaner there.

 

[Titanic]

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

But Fatboy Slims record company sponsers us and are very good friends with the club.
Wikes are not our sponsers and are NOT very good friends with the Albion! I think Dick Knight has very good reasons to accept one but not the other.

If you have a ticket for todays game and have not got rid of it, I will have it for nothing cos thats all I can afford at the moment!

 

[Locky]

 

[St.George]

After a lot of thought I've decided that I cannot go to the game today

altogether now

 

[The Great Cornholio]

I think it mean's he can't go - or couldn't get a ticket.

 

[St.George]

or not been given his pocket money this week?

 

[Beach Hut]

I am having a bacon sarnie, when are the fixtures out ?

 

[DJ Leon]

Good idea Ernest, that'll teach 'em

 

[timco]

That's a point are these new shirts now available online?

 

[supaseagull]

shit i just seen a cloud shaped like a rabbit

 

[Kev the Ape]

i just had a bacon egg and sausage bap

 

[Juan Albion]

Ernest has to stay in and tidy his bedroom! He should have done it when mummy told him.

 

[Kryten]

ernest's been grounded, because he didn't tidy his room

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Just had a big bowl of ramen, but I made too much and I'm gonna have the runs some time soon...

 

[Uncle C]

Earnest - f***ing idiot

 

[Kryten]

 

[Marc]