I'm about to bite Cheeky Monkey's head off

[Nottseagull]

No, not the NSCer, but this guy - actually his head's already off! He's an Asda Cheeky Monkey cake with chocolate buttercream filling and Belgian milk chocolate covering. He was reduced to just 69p this evening - and that's a dinner plate he's on! Which part should I bite into first?

 

[Braders]

i'd save the hair 'til last - it looks DELICIOUS

 

[Nottseagull]

It's gonna be a case of hair today, gone tomorrow

When I posted this thread, I had know idea it was Monkey day today!
Monkey Day - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Look just because Kevin Pietersen, Andrew Caddick, Allan Lamb, that shortarse bowler with no neck, John Barnes, cocaine-tastic smuggler Chris Lewis and hundreds of others should have never been allowed to represent Blighty at international level doesn't mean you should bite me bleedin' hair off governor! Neggst you'll be telling me Nacho Novo's planning to play for Scotland!

 

[Nottseagull]

Alright, alright - keep your hair on! And as you can see, I have done.....





Why can't you use "edit" to insert a pic you have taken youself? It only accepts ones with a URL

 

[El Presidente]

He does look VERY cheeky, perhaps you should spank him first for being such a scamp.

 

[Paxton Dazo]

How much 'wedge' did that set you back?

 

[Nottseagull]

He does look VERY cheeky, perhaps you should spank him first for being such a scamp.

I think you are the one who deserves a spanking EP, for referring to Mansfield as a “dump” last night. In fact, I think the punishment should be carried out publicly here in Mansfield Market Place, with the TV reporter present to cover proceedings....

 

[Nottseagull]

How much 'wedge' did that set you back?

I put that in the opening post - that was the point of the thread! But I've scoffed about 20p's worth so far...