IKEA's online assistant - hours (okay, minutes) of fun

[Braders]

Me: Suck my ****
Anna: Here you will find the activity toys catagory

what kind off toys would they be

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Me: i'm annorexic - i need help
Anna : That's my job. I'm here to help you with all things IKEA. What would you like to know?
Me : Are you annorexic?
Anna : A very good question, but one that I'm afraid I'm unable to answer at this point in time.

 

[poke]

me: will brighton win the league?
her: It's not always possible for me to fully understand what it is you mean. This is one of those times.

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

It's rubbish. I asked: "What's your cheapest book case?" (because I need a new book case) and she went off on one rant about value for money being more important than conspicuous consumption in the furniture market.

What a load of willies.