If

[Frank Inkerman]

...Liverpool score more goals than AC Milan tomorrow night, they will be Champions of Europe for the second time in three years.

Edit - *Thinks* Before any pedant mentions own goals

...Liverpool score more goals in AC Milans net than AC Milan score in Liverpools net tomorrow night, they will be Champions of Europe for the second time in three years.

Wrong !!! you forgot Own Goals.

Cos if Liverpool score two into Milan's net and two into their own while Milan score one into Liverpool's net then Liverpool lose (and any other combination that works the same as well)

 

[pasty]

Wrong !!! you forgot Own Goals.

Cos if Liverpool score two into Milan's net and two into their own while Milan score one into Liverpool's net then Liverpool lose (and any other combination that works the same as well)

I've got a headache now. Bloody newbies

 

[SussexSpur]

... you can't do it when you're young, when can you do it...?

... I fell in love with you, would you promise to be true, and help me understand...?

... I were a rich man - Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum... ?

... I only had a brain...?

 

[Pevenseagull]

'...you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs'

..... and blaming it on you

......... you'll end up getting the blame from a bunch of feckless middle management toss pots






from my experience of Kipling and working for American Express

 

[perth seagull]

"If my auntie had bollocks, she would be my uncle".

 

[Gully]

No Chapmans, there will be leaves on the line at Redhill, sheep on the line at Haywards Heath and someone will pull the communication cord at Preston Park...the other train will break down.

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

'...you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs'

you clearly haven't understood the seriousness of the situation.

 

[The Maharajah of Sydney]

we win every game next season we are champions it in our hands

Wouldn't have to win every game , could afford to draw 1 match .