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If you were England manager..







Cloughie

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Jun 7, 2009
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If I was the England manager I wouldn't come out with the usual rubbish post-match excuses, I'd simply tell the truth. For example, after Saturday's dismal performance I wouldn't have blamed fatigue for the poor showing I'd have said: "These are the kind of results and performances you have to expect when you have players like Darren Bent playing".

I'd rig every player up to some kind of switchboard where I could electrify any player at any time I felt necessary. That way If anybody was constantly running offside or was continually giving away possession they would receive an unpleasant voltage through their body. I reckon the improvement would be dramatic...
 


Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster
Jul 5, 2003
72,015
I'd feel that I was polishing a turd and be thankful that I was earning millions doing it.
 


BensGrandad

New member
Jul 13, 2003
72,015
Haywards Heath
Hart

Richards
Dawson
Cahill
Cole

Lennon
Wilshire
Parker
Young

Gerrard

Rooney

This formation would allow Gerrard, Lennon or Young or any number of the 3 getting forward to support Rooney and the others to slot in an cover them.

Subs:

Robinson (GK) Jagielka, Barry, Carroll, Defoe,Baines, Rodwell.
 
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Pavilionaire

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
31,105
Hart

Gerrard
Baines
Ferdinand
Smalling

Young
Wilshere
Parker
A Johnson

Rooney
Zamora
 




Apr 23, 2008
131
Shoreham
Hart
Richards Terry Cahill A.Cole
Young Gerrard Wilshere A.Johnson
Rooney
Bent

Subs: Foster, Baines, Jagielka, Lennon, Milner, Defoe, Carroll

Anyone who has Scott Parker anywhere near their team clearly has no footballing knowledge.
 


blue2

New member
Apr 21, 2010
1,229
1. would not pick anyone over 25 for a start,
2. only pick players who fit the systems you intend playing,
3. have no dreams of winning anything for the next 8 years,
4. build a team for the Europeans after the next world cup
 


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