If you were a Professional Footballer !...

[GoldWithFalmer]

Hold some back for a good solicitor.

Just in case, seems to be the norm these days a trip to the courts, innocent or not.

 

[El Sid]

If I had enough, I might buy a pie and a pint at the Amex. A little extravagant I know.

Employ my own personal staff in the ESU so I don't have to queue 30 minutes for a sodding pint.

 

[brakespear]

I'd go to the most expensive and well-stocked Food Hall I could find (Harrods or whatever) and spend a day browsing around, picking out all the nice delicacies and fine liquors I can't afford now. Then I'd buy a big stack of comic books, go home and spend an evening reading them whilst drinking something out of the bottle and partaking of fine Italian salamis drizzled with olive oil and balsamic vinegar.

Wild and crazy, I know

 

[bn1&bn3 Albion]

If I was playing for Brighton.. A house on either Tongdean Road or Woodland Drive, luxury sports car.

 

[Mr Fagan]

yeahh he's 17 .. quite a lucky lad if you ask me

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i'd obviously be flair as f*** so i'd spend it on loads of WHACKY things like mario balotelli

 

[Nibble]

I'd ring up everyone I know and tell them I don't want to know them anymore.

 

[Durlston]

yeahh he's 17 .. quite a lucky lad if you ask me

Too much too young. It's not the footballers fault that they get anything between 10k-200k a week but the perils of having that sort of money are around everywhere; the hangers-on, internet gambling, drugs, WAGS that sell their stories to make money. There's dangers everywhere that can make lives not as happy as the average person with the average salary.

 

[Silent Bob]

its difficult as

a) cant do drugs or drink.

I would buy a solid gold house.

 

[Nibble]

I would pay a "man what does" to prepare and keep a buffet of the world's most exquisite food, plus a few of my less classy likings (Bobby's cheese puffs) going all day for me. I love to graze on food all day long at leat once a week.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

A space rocket, sluts, drugs, more sluts, a space ship and some more sluts and drugs.

 

[Nibble]

I would pay for the entire inhabitants of a Ghanese shanty town to move in next door to Bushy.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I would pay for the entire inhabitants of a Ghanese shanty town to move in next door to Bushy.

 

[bigjon]

bribe people so they didnt tell anyone that you pissed yourself at a football tournament.

 

[GingerBeerMan]

Property. Yeah i'm too sensible.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

I'd go to the most expensive and well-stocked Food Hall I could find (Harrods or whatever) and spend a day browsing around, picking out all the nice delicacies and fine liquors I can't afford now. Then I'd buy a big stack of comic books, go home and spend an evening reading them whilst drinking something out of the bottle and partaking of fine Italian salamis drizzled with olive oil and balsamic vinegar.

Wild and crazy, I know

Well, presumably if you were a football player, you wouldn't be allowed to eat all that stuff. Also, as a footballer, reading a comic would be way out of your intellectual ballpark - unless it hadn't be coloured in yet, anyway.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Buy a mahoosive house and build the largest scalextric track in the world

I've always thought that If I had the money it would be amazing to build a life sized mario carts track or two on my palatial grounds.

Edit: I'd also buy a tank, a helicopter(and learn to fly it), a yacht, a submarine and a menagerie of sports cars.

 

[Springal]

At 17, I'd be cautious. I've known a few lads do YTS at premiership clubs, get injured or don't make the grade, then end up part time at Bognor or similar.

I'd start living the high life when I'm in and around a first time, playing regularly.

 

[Mr Fagan]

Hahahahaha Jon you have absolutely killed me there hahah x

 

[tweenster]

Fast women and fast cars.

And just squander the rest!