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If you were a hero!



seagull_special

Well-known member
Jun 9, 2008
2,989
Abu Dhabi
and could choose any power, what would you choose
 






Scotty Mac

New member
Jul 13, 2003
24,405
the ability to control minds - then you could control people to take thier clothes off, sleep with you, do you ironing, and even dish you up a good old fashioned chicken and mushroom pasta

life would be SWEET
 








bright1064

New member
Dec 21, 2007
4,513
Brighton
the ability to control minds - then you could control people to take thier clothes off, sleep with you, do you ironing, and even dish you up a good old fashioned chicken and mushroom pasta

life would be SWEET

What Scotty said.

God, I must be a secret control freak! :ohmy:
 


Gully

Monkey in a seagull suit.
Apr 24, 2004
16,812
Way out west
...wouldn't want to control minds, far too powerful, but the ability to read them occasionally would be mighty helpful.
 






hart's shirt

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
10,853
Kitbag in Dubai
Time travel.
 




Mackenzie

Old Brightonian
Nov 7, 2003
33,835
East Wales
Probably the ability of always being right....just like my missus...
 






Jimmy Grimble

Well-known member
Nov 10, 2007
10,006
Starting a revolution from my bed






Jimmy Grimble

Well-known member
Nov 10, 2007
10,006
Starting a revolution from my bed
My ability would be to remove peoples clothes without touching them.
 




Jimmy Grimble

Well-known member
Nov 10, 2007
10,006
Starting a revolution from my bed
Wouldnt it be great making peoples trousers fall down at random intervals, for example, Helen Chamberlin while she is presenting Soccer AM, or Alex Ferguson while he is rampaging around his technical area, boy it would be funny to see his tubby little face go even brighter than it already is.
 


Thimble Keegan

Remy LeBeau
Jul 7, 2003
2,662
Rustington, Littlehampton
I would like to be able to give off EMP. Strange you might think but I am sick of sitting on the train during my daily commute with people yabbering into their mobile phones or playing music loudly. I would love use a discreet EMP that knocks out there equipment.

Albion, England & Heroes forever.

Thimble Keegan
Rustington BHA
 




Mellotron

I've asked for soup
Jul 2, 2008
32,298
Brighton
I am a colossal pervert.

That will always be a hilarious sentence, no matter what the situation is. I really hope when I'm 80 I'm still able to find sentences like that funny.
 


Twinkle Toes

Growing old disgracefully
Apr 4, 2008
11,138
Hoveside
I would be Cake Woman: possessing the awesome power of being able to turn myself into a slice of Battenburg, at will.
 


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