If you had to PUNCH a Brighton squad member in the FACE then who would it be?

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

El Abd.... I like a challenge me... and it would take his brain about ten minutes to register he'd been hit anyway... by which time I would have kicked him in the balls and tapped him in the kneecaps with my big club.

 

[Woodchip]

Doug Loft, just to see if his hair actually moves as he falls back, or whether it is actually solid.

 

[Trufflehound]

I am most disappointed to find a poll about punching people in the face, and not having Margaret Thatcher or Robbie Williams among the options.

 

[NMH]

I am most disappointed to find a poll about punching people in the face, and not having Margaret Thatcher or Robbie Williams among the options.

It wouldn't be much of a poll then.

 

[SNOOBS]

Cox because I think hes a bit of a nob as a person.

 

[Brian Fantana]

El-Abd - Just to see how hard he really is. Chances are he would break down in tears and beg for forgiveness..........................................................................

Or then again he might just kick the shit out of me.

 

[CHAPPERS]

I've changed my mind to Fraser. I've kick the living shit out of him and tell him i couldn't give a monkeys who his grandad is before proclaiming 'I'M THE DADDY NOW'.

 

[Bigtomfu]

Der Bomber for me.

Cos i'm big, I think I could get away with it!

 

[butchy]

I'd wrestle butters to the floor and slap his fat gut repeatedly while he squeals like a stuck pig

 

[steward 433]

Dean Cox if i could reach that low

 

[surrey jim]

Adam El ABD - then id run

 

[Race]

I'd wrestle butters to the floor and slap his fat gut repeatedly while he squeals like a stuck pig

that sort of thing would only unleash my secret weapon...a poisonous gas odour from my anus horribillus!!

 

[Billy the Fish]

Nathan elder on RACIAL grounds

 

[John Bumlick]

yorkie

 

[Stevie Boy]

I am most disappointed to find a poll about punching people in the face, and not having Margaret Thatcher or Robbie Williams among the options.

or ricky 'i'm a ****' Gervais

 

[Biscuit]

Dean Cox.
If he wasn't a pro footballer he'd probably be hanging round outside the local Co-op like a cocky chav.

Seconded.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I voted Gatting, he has such a smug little face

 

[ali jenkins]

I voted for COX.

Never has someone had such an appropriate name!

 

[Clothes Peg]

Tommy Fraser, but purely in an affectionate / kinky way. I'm just a girl, so it wouldn't cause much damage.

Upon viewing this disturbing event, my partner would take offence and then smash the f*** out of Tommy. So that's two votes for Fraser, (but I can only vote once).

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

How has Revell not got more votes His face is irresistbly annoying and it could do with a dent, far to immaculate.