If you f*** a bird bareback when she's on.....

[Safeway]

Apart from being well messy, is she any more likely to get preggers?

(Probably should have asked this a few days ago. )

 

[Safeway]

P.S. She's on the pill.

 

[fatboy]

I wouldn't f*** a bird while she's on.


I'd go down on her.

 

[Brixtaan]

A lot less likely.Yer money's safe.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

its not nice, keep on having to wash your old man after each time

 

[Safeway]

its not nice, keep on having to wash your old man after each time

Tell me about it. Our hotel room was like a scene out the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Tell me about it. Our hotel room was like a scene out the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

that made me well Laugh Out Loud

 

[Cian]

Tell me about it. Our hotel room was like a scene out the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Thats the second time I've felt sick today from posts on here....

I have to stop eating whilst reading

 

[fatboy]

Thats the second time I've felt sick today from posts on here....

I have to stop eating whilst reading

The question is, is the thing you are eating bleeding or not?

 

[Cian]

The question is, is the thing you are eating bleeding or not?

No. Its a PORK chop however

(cooked on a George Foreman, fat cut off, shoved into a sandwich)

 

[empire]

most birds are at the most randyist when on,i love it

 

[El Presidente]

Then are even randier when preggers

 

[Raphael Meade]

you dicking *a* again then steven?

 

[chez]

Thats the time to start potting the brown instead of the pink mate.

 

[El Presidente]

Why not use the other hole though Steve, thats what its there for

 

[Albion Dan]

Safeway if shes on the jack and jill you are sorted, if not make her go to Mr Chemist and take mr day after!!!

Works up to 3 days app, well its always worked for me, but then Im not convinced I dont fire blanks after the let offs ive had!

 

[Scarface]

Thats the time to start potting the brown instead of the pink mate.

When you're snookered on the pink do you down the brown?!

 

[Lush]

Oh FFS.

You CAN'T be ovulating at the same time as you are menstruating.

Were you all away when they did the menstrual cycle at school?

*cue menstrual cycle jokes...*

 

[fatboy]

Oh FFS.

You CAN'T be ovulating at the same time as you are menstruating.

Were you all away when they did the menstrual cycle at school?

*cue menstrual cycle jokes...*

STRESS

Are you blobbing Kay?

 

[Lush]