If you ever met Her Maj the Queen...

[Meade's Ball]

"Go on, i dare you; wave. Just move your hand a little bit. I want you to. I want you to defy me. f***ing WAVE!"

 

[The Large One]

"Eine große Stadt braucht ein großes Stadion“

DON'T WAIT FOR THE TRANSLATION, YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS YOU DERANGED GERMAN BINT.

And tell your DPM to pull his fat finger out.

 

[Terrace Dandy]

I'm so intrigued to know if you wipe your own arse or do give that pleasure to your butler/lady in waiting.

 

[B.M.F]

You are about as british as MYOB you half German half Russian slag.

If you had not guessed I am not the biggest supporter of the dole buldgers that call themselves royal

 

[ShorehamGull]

I have never met her thank god, but if I did I would say, "Can I have some money please, you have enough of it and don't use it"

 

[Eggmundo]

"Hello"

 

[Cian]

You are about as british as MYOB you half German half Russian slag.

If you had not guessed I am not the biggest supporter of the dole buldgers that call themselves royal

I think I'm probably more British, having a Pompeyite great grandmother...

 

[Yorkie]

You are about as british as MYOB you half German half Russian slag.

Russian? One of her Great great Aunts married the Czar but she hasn't any Russian blood.

She is half Scottish on her Mother's side. Her Father had German & Danish blood.

Btw this thread is racist

 

[Stumpy Tim]

I'd copy Tommy Cooper's line when he met her:

Cooper: "Do you like football maam"
Queen: "Not really. It's ok"
Cooper: "Well can I have your cup final ticket then"

 

[Brighton Brat]

Got any spare cash, do you surport Brighton :falmerspi

 

[Everest]

Do you know somebody called Kev, and have you been on a NIMBY-ville visit with him?

 

[Mr Fridge]

sadly this is past tense for me have already "met" Queenie (and spoken to he and been spoken to back etc).

Prince Phillip is a thick twit!

She on the other hand is actually quite impressive she must either have a good retention of knowledge or is extremely well briefed about the people she is meeting.

and here one of the many with me and Annie.

Absolutely hate having to meet Royalty glad I currently don't have to.

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

I'd tell her: "We beat the LEEDS one-nil, your Majesty."

And I'd ask her to give Dick Knight a knighthood.

 

[NMH]

''Respect me, I help pay your mortgage and you don't even have to wash my dishes''