If you did not wash for 12 weeks what would you smell of ?

[ali jenkins]

I certainly would not smell of petrol.

You would if you hadn't washed for 12 weeks and then had just coverd your house in petrol before setting it alight.

 

[Titus]

I used to go out with a Chinese girl who said "we" (westerners) akl smekl of mulk

Did she translate it?

 

[backson]

A criminal

 

[Charlies Shinpad]

Ask an old Diesel Submariner and he will tell you !

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

I certainly would not smell of petrol.

I had a 'Saniflo' soil macerater spill its contents all over me today----I fecking stink

 

[upthealbion1970]

12 weeks? Wash as often as that

 

[Barry Izbak]

Can anyone tell me why we are wasting my tax money on a trial for that tosser?

Seriously. Let's just bin the *******.

It will only cost what he has already saved us in child benefit

 

[birthofanorange]

Nothing, apparently - it was only when I hit week 30 that the girlfriend started giving me the odd look. Women, eh?

 

[Stat Brother]

Can anyone tell me why we are wasting my tax money on a trial for that tosser?

Seriously. Let's just bin the *******.

It will only cost what he has already saved us in child benefit

More commonly known as:-

The Jeremy Kyle Cull.

 

[Mackenzie]

Horse.

 

[Bladders]

Sex Panther

 

[Muzzy]

Always thought that my body was self cleansing. Do i need to get some kind of bath or shower thing installed? If so, can you tell me if they come with instructions please?

When I was a kid and my mum would tell me to bath, I used to tell her that I didn't need one as I had been swimming in the sea!

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Butter

 

[sonofanarchy]

pussy

 

[Questions]

Elderberries.

Actually I remember the explorer Ranalph Fiennes telling an interviewer how he used to get crotch rot on expeditions and have to wash there with his own spit. Curtailed my career as an explorer that did.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I used to go out with a Chinese girl who said "we" (westerners) akl smekl of mulk but after 12 weeks I suspect it would more likely be cheese.

So, this Ching Ching liked to get it on with someone who stinks if milk?

I hope you told her that they (Chinese) people akl smekl of turds.

Saucy bint.

 

[HastingsSeagull]

Salt and Vinegar crisps in places oddly!

Also apparently talking to various Asian friends it's true about most westerners. I tend to live off Asian food but they could also have been being polite when said me not so much. Also if you go to an Asian household in this country it often smells of LUSH food but very distinct aroma. Natural.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Salt and Vinegar crisps in places oddly!

Also apparently talking to various Asian friends it's true about most westerners. I tend to live off Asian food but they could also have been being polite when said me not so much. Also if you go to an Asian household in this country it often smells of LUSH food but very distinct aroma. Natural.

Yeah. They're being polite. You Ming of milk too. If you're trying to cover up the milk stench by eating egg foo yong for breakfast lunch and dinner IT AIN'T WORKING. They're laughing at you having to choke down all that disgusting muck they eat and they still say "here comes old cravendale " ( in Chinese) whenever you come milking around the corner.

Just revel in your milkiness and tell them they don't smell too clever either. Get back on Fish n Chips. At least you wont look like an iron sitting in the Wing Wah on your own eating plates of spare ribs and Singapore noodles.

 

[spongy]

Strongbow. I could piss in a pint glass and charge for it the way I'm heading at the minute. And I'm sure I've smelt alcohol the next day when grafting at work and sweating it out.

 

[Jerryatric]

Pretty much the same as I smell now.