if you could put any three people in the house then who would it be and why ?

[pornomagboy]

kelly brooke - big tits and nice arse
mark mcghee - just to get rid of him for 13 weeks
jenna jameson - f***ing great porn star
?

 

[Trufflehound]

Tony Blair
David Cameron
...and a hungry Bengal Tiger.

Self-explanatory I think...

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Paris Hilton
Me
Nicole Hilton

 

[Les Biehn]

Adam El-Abd
Lucy Pinder
Noam Chomsky.

Lets see how that lot get on.

 

[GermanShepherd]

Justin Sullivan (singer/guitarist of New Model Army)
Geddy Lee (bassplayer of Rush)
and me

man, what a band that would be...

 

[pasty]

Tony Blair
David Cameron
...and a hungry Bengal Tiger.

Self-explanatory I think...

Norman Baker
Ann De Vecchi
...and a hungry Bengal Tiger ?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

1066 - No pcs
Uncle buck - be interesting to see him with little booze
Mark mcghee

 

[bhafc99]

Gos from BB4. Now that was quality TV. Not.

 

[Uncle Buck]

1066 - No pcs
Uncle buck - be interesting to see him with little booze
Mark mcghee

No booze and 13 weeks of McGhee.

Am I allowed rope as one of my items?

 

[Les Biehn]

Pinder
Marsh
Howard.

Clothes would be banned, razors and booze would be supplied and prizes would be based on how often you can make the other girls come.

 

[Da Man Clay]

Leon Knight
Mark McGhee
Mark McCammon

Should be amusing.

 

[blockhseagull]

bristolseagull
his bird
Les Biehn

Just to see what Les does when bristol going for a piss/sniff

 

[Silent Bob]

What house? My house?

 

[Les Biehn]

bristolseagull
his bird
Les Biehn

Just to see what Les does when bristol going for a piss/sniff

I would let his bird suck me off everytime he goes to the bog so that when they kiss he is kissing my winkle berry.

Then on the last day I would finger her and as we leave I would wave my clam juice covered fingers in his face and say 'guess who' before running off very fast.

 

[Mr Banana]

Me - Sometimes when i'm dealing with members of the public in my job i get annoyed and think that they're idiots. Sometimes when i'm talking to friends and relatives i get bouts of panicky self-consciousness about what irritating arseholes we can be. Then i put Big Brother on and am stunningly reassured at the incomparable voids the lives and personalities of those involved are. I'd be fascinated to see if i could survive amongst such an all-star representation of society's most irritating cretins.

Bill Hicks - Yeah yeah, he's dead, but i'd like to bring him back and put him in the house. He's possibly the only man who can effectively yet tolerantly make them truly aware of what fuckwits they are.

Will Self - I reckon he'd have a field day. He'd turn it into a psychological playground, slowly yet dextrously toying with their ideologies, like a mischevious child holding a magnifying glass over a swarm of ants on a midsummer's day.

 

[pornomagboy]

What house? My house?

big brother house