....who would you have and in what position?
GK; Fatima Whitbread - UNIT. Safe as a brickhouse.
LB; Keira Knightley. Lightning fast and nimble, would take your head off if you got past her.
CB; Floella Benjamin. Would stick to you like sh*t to a blanket. And teach you how to spell.
CB; Maggie Philbin. Put you off by flciking her hair in your face at corners.
RB; Susannah Reid. Chop you as quickly as look at you. Dance round you in a tight red skirt as she cleared the lines. Might flash a bit of thigh, if you thought about any step over
LW; Paula Radcliffe. Piss on you. or maybe shit.
CM; Helena Christianson. Dazzle you, but put chrunching tackles in if you so much as thought about going past her.
CM; Sigourney Weaver (CPT). Creative Midfielder, but not afraid to shoot you in the ass.
RW; Hilary Rhoda. Incredible sultry american bikini model. Skip past you with a flutter of her lashes.
STR; Heidi Klum. Nuff said
STR; Gabrielle Reece. Strong and F.I.T.
Ah me.
GK; Fatima Whitbread - UNIT. Safe as a brickhouse.
LB; Keira Knightley. Lightning fast and nimble, would take your head off if you got past her.
CB; Floella Benjamin. Would stick to you like sh*t to a blanket. And teach you how to spell.
CB; Maggie Philbin. Put you off by flciking her hair in your face at corners.
RB; Susannah Reid. Chop you as quickly as look at you. Dance round you in a tight red skirt as she cleared the lines. Might flash a bit of thigh, if you thought about any step over
LW; Paula Radcliffe. Piss on you. or maybe shit.
CM; Helena Christianson. Dazzle you, but put chrunching tackles in if you so much as thought about going past her.
CM; Sigourney Weaver (CPT). Creative Midfielder, but not afraid to shoot you in the ass.
RW; Hilary Rhoda. Incredible sultry american bikini model. Skip past you with a flutter of her lashes.
STR; Heidi Klum. Nuff said
STR; Gabrielle Reece. Strong and F.I.T.
Ah me.