if you could choose an all female football team....

[narly101]

....who would you have and in what position?

GK; Fatima Whitbread - UNIT. Safe as a brickhouse.

LB; Keira Knightley. Lightning fast and nimble, would take your head off if you got past her.
CB; Floella Benjamin. Would stick to you like sh*t to a blanket. And teach you how to spell.
CB; Maggie Philbin. Put you off by flciking her hair in your face at corners.
RB; Susannah Reid. Chop you as quickly as look at you. Dance round you in a tight red skirt as she cleared the lines. Might flash a bit of thigh, if you thought about any step over

LW; Paula Radcliffe. Piss on you. or maybe shit.
CM; Helena Christianson. Dazzle you, but put chrunching tackles in if you so much as thought about going past her.
CM; Sigourney Weaver (CPT). Creative Midfielder, but not afraid to shoot you in the ass.
RW; Hilary Rhoda. Incredible sultry american bikini model. Skip past you with a flutter of her lashes.

STR; Heidi Klum. Nuff said
STR; Gabrielle Reece. Strong and F.I.T.

Ah me.

 

[leigull]

Jessica Ennis in central midfield as she'll be good at all aspects of the game

 

[Mr Smggles]

Nah you would have radcliffe in the centre, being the engine that never stops running.

 

[banjo]

These four as my back four and the two light weights on the wings. Still searching for the rest of my team.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i'd probably choose the 11 best female footballers in the world....

 

[banjo]

Found them.

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These four as my back four and the two light weights on the wings. Still searching for the rest of my team.

 

[Superphil]

Jo Guest would have to be in there somewhere

 

[narly101]

Jo Guest would have to be in there somewhere

I was thinking that when I did my first 11, but couldn't decide which position

 

[Brian Fantana]

I was thinking that when I did my first 11, but couldn't decide which position

Oh to be in the position to have that dilemma!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

GK: Hope Solo (USA)
DF: Elise Kellond-Knight (Australia)
DF: Erika (Brazil)
DF: Alex Scott (England)
DF: Sonia Bompastor (France)
MF: Jill Scott (England)
MF: Genoveva Anonma (Equatorial Guinea)
MF: Louisa Necib (France)
MF: Homare Sawa (Japan)
FW: Abby Wambach (USA)
FW: Marta (Brazil)

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

If NO footballers are allowed, I would go for....

Gk - Denise Lewis - experienced, and eyes that will SHATTER the confidence of the striker when in a one-on-one situ.

DL - Rebecca Adlington. Strong and with excellent stamina.
DC Christine Ohuruogu - AN OX
DC Carster Semenya - Basically a bloke innit.
DR - Nicky Whelan - Cos i well fancy her.

LW - Nicky Minaj (sp?) - Just looks tricky.
DM - Fatima. BASH
CM 1 and CM 2 are the OLSON TWINS. A young pairing but on the same wavelength. The xavi and Iniesta of the celebrity females.
RW - Victoria Beckham - Has to have learnt something of Dave.

Star striker would be Samantha Brick. She exudes the confidence needed from a top markswoman. No matter what the defenders or the crowd say to her, she has the mental strength to remind herself that she IS THE BEST.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

GK - Lindsay Davenport (Tennis) She is 6'2 and really ought to be good with her hands, and in the air.
RB - Ellen Page (Inception) Just to get her in the team really. She's only little, right back is best place for her.
CB - Ashley Greene (Twilight) She can read the future, and is a vampire. Lethal centre back.
CB - Kelly Clarkson (Singer) Bit of a unit, very difficult to pass.
LB - Hayley Williams (Singer) Reliable, extremely attractive and ginger. Kerry Mayo reborn!...
RM - Jennifer Lawrence (Hunger Games) She won't stop running, presumably and her crossing would be lethal.
CM - Jessica Ennis (Athlete) Complete midfield powerhouse, back and forth all game.
CM - Victoria Pendleton (Cyclist) Stunning and extremely fit. Her thighs are not to be argued with.
LM - Emma Watson (Harry Potter) Not sure where else to fit her in. But she should be in there somewhere.
FW - Avril Lavigne (Singer) I get the impression she would be quite a dangerous forward.
FW - Kristen Stewart (Snow White) She would play the Fernando Torres damsel in distress type of role up front.

I've thought about this before.

 

[Gregory2Smith1]

gail mckenna in goal

linda lusardi midfield

sam fox up front

 

[SeafordBHA]

Okay then heres mine:

GK - Susan Boyle - They wont get past her, if they get near they'll be blown away by her voice

RB- Maria Sharapova - Even her bark should keep the wingers away
CB - Katie 'Jordan' Price - No ones getting past her chest
CB - Fatima - enough said
LB - Fearne Cotton - Dunno about winger up her sleeve, maybe up her nostrils...

RM- Michele Keegan - Why not?
CM- Kirsty Allsopp - Creative?
CM- Jenny Thompson - Well she's got a bit of Rooney and Balotelli inside her?
LM- Lady Gaga - Female Balotelli?

FW-Cher Lloyd - no ones gonna go near her
FW- Julie Hesmondhalgh (hayley from corrie) - She did used to be a man?

Manager: Gabby Logan - She must of learn something about football by now?

 

[TS90]

GK: Hope Solo (USA)
DF: Elise Kellond-Knight (Australia)
DF: Erika (Brazil)
DF: Alex Scott (England)
DF: Sonia Bompastor (France)
MF: Jill Scott (England)
MF: Genoveva Anonma (Equatorial Guinea)
MF: Louisa Necib (France)
MF: Homare Sawa (Japan)
FW: Abby Wambach (USA)
FW: Marta (Brazil)

They don't take too kindly to your type round here. I'd take Alex Morgan over Wambach though.

 

[bhafc99]

GK. Steffi Graf. Solid. Dependable. Will cover the baseline like no-one else, and will marshall her defenders with ruthless efficiency.

LB. Kym Marsh. From Hearsay popstrel to Corrie actress. Exactly the kind of versatility you need. Plus a fine rack you'd struggle to get past.
CB. Sophie Ellis-Bextor. Murder on the dancefloor, you want her in your back four.
CB. Katrina Kaif. I Bollywood. And so would you.
RB. Tamsin Outhwaite. Doesn't matter if you go inside or outhwaite, she's got you covered.

LW. Joss Stone. The league's only barefoot player.
CM. Nadine Coyle. No-one likes her, we don't care.
CM. Katherine Jenkins. Fine pair of lungs, but of a dragon but will work in harmony with anyone.
RW. Scarlet Johansen. Lost in translation, but loved on the right wing.

CF. Maria Sharapova. The not-so-silent assassin.
CF. Holly Willoughby. If you want anything upfront, you want Holly.