If you could be invisible for a day

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I'd sexually assault random fit girls then just pretend to be a strong gust of wind

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Dressing room @ Top Totty or Pussycats

 

[bhafc99]

Sneak into John Prescott's office. Find the Falmer documents. Write:
"YES YES YES, for fook's sake! JP"
all over them.

And, yes, then go and perv over Nadine Coyle.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

If i was invisible i would sneak into the changing rooms at the Withdean and listen to one of MM half time team talks.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

If i was invisible i would sneak into the changing rooms at the Withdean and listen to one of MM half time team talks.

Why

You could get away with anything and you choose that!!

 

[Meade's Ball]

Why

You could get away with anything and you choose that!!

He wants to smell the poo i'm going to blame on Albert Jarrett.

 

[brighton2win]

Meade's_Ball you made me laugh for about 5 minutes from your first couple of posts

 

[On the Left Wing]

I'd choose the Brighton v Palace game .... sneak on the pitch and mysteriously score 5 goals!

 

[Westdene Seagull]

Dressing room @ Top Totty or Pussycats

That seems a bit of a waste when you can see them for a few quid anyway !

It's got to really be women you'd not normally get to see naked ! I'll start with the Girls Aloud changing room please, closely followed by Kirsty Gallaghers bedroom.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

closely followed by Kirsty Gallaghers bedroom.

YEAH, and then her TOILET

 

[Brixtaan]

I'd wank on girls faces when they're sitting at the bus stop.

whole thread hilarious, but this post, so early, takes the honours, just, from Meade.

 

[withdeanwombat]

I'd wreath myself in white bandages and wear sunglasses.

 

[Robot Chicken]

I'd stalk someone

 

[Pavilionaire]

I'd pretend to be a ghost on Most Haunted, become best mates with Derek Acorah and scare the living shit out of Yvette Fielding.

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

Rob a bank

 

[Pavilionaire]

Visit Buckingham Palace and nip into the bog behind the Queen, then stand back as she curls off a floater as thick as your arm!

 

[Brixtaan]

nick cakes from Sainsbury's

 

[Mr C]

Ride my bike down a busy high street.

 

[hitony]

I'd wank on girls faces when they're sitting at the bus stop.

oh hell......didnt realise you were supposed to be invisable when you did that !!!!!

 

[lizard]

I'd do a couple of banks over! then stash the cash somewhere.
Find some palarse fans, kick thier arses and shitpiss all over shithurst park.
I'd probably then go back to your mums?