If you could be a moderator for one day.....

[Schrödinger's Toad]

I'd turn invisible and wreak havoc upon society. They can do that, right?

 

[Halftime Oranges]

what you can't say ****

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

apparently not, you ****

 

[towbarball]

Power to the pheasants, no control by any higher authorities,
be they mortal or feudal.

 

[Marshy]

Id shut it down so i could get some work done !

 

[towbarball]

Idle Git

 

[Cian]

I'd block Internet Explorer.

Would reduce the users to all us arrogant Firefox/Opera/Konqueror/Safari users. Could get interesting.

 

[Beach Hut]

Be careful and mind your Ps and Qs - three are on line

 

[The Large One]

I'd swap everyone's usernames round.

 

[Braders]

i'd abolise the post count

 

[jodcm007]

I'd look forward to the next day, when I didn't have to be one any more.

no ones making you are they

 

[Stumpy Tim]

f***
****
shit
wank
arse

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Oh, it's that word.

I would change the wording on that picture play-off final picture. It shouldn't read "Division 1 here we come" as we've been playing in Div 1 for a while now

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

I'd block Internet Explorer.

Would reduce the users to all us arrogant Firefox/Opera/Konqueror/Safari users. Could get interesting.

Am I Europe's last remaining Netscape user? Quite possibly.

 

[maffew]

I'd block Internet Explorer.

Would reduce the users to all us arrogant Firefox/Opera/Konqueror/Safari users. Would get Boring.

 

[El Presidente]

I would allow people to link into my 100gig porn stash

 

[JJ McClure]

I'd delete the word association game and the £10 to the last person who posts threads.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

I would allow people to link into my 100gig porn stash

You ARE a moderator

Show us your collection and ...












































... I'll ban you.

 

[looney]

 

[looney]

I'd also ban Artois.

Turn usernames into numbers.
Choose your custom titles for you.
Read your pm's.
hyjack your accounts and post stupider stuff with them.
Unban dwayne just to have the pleasure of banning him again.
Post your IP's.

Althought most of that stuffs already been done.