If you could appoint one film star (in character), to manage the Albion...

[The Large One]

GREAT THREAD.

I'd have...

and for the Youth Team...

 

[Norman Potting]

Russell Crowe as Captain "Lucky" Jack Aubrey in the Film "Master and Commander". I think he could probably even get away with the 19th Century Naval Officers uniform in lieu of a tracksuit. His motivational speeches would get us into the play off zone in no time and he could also resort to "flogging" (and I don't mean in the transfer listed sense) anyone who stepped out of line.

 

[Emily's Mum]

I think Ralph Brown from Mean Machine would be hard to beat

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

But he would have to get a better goalkeeper

 

[seagull_special]

6 course meal

haven't you heard of low fat mayo?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

haven't you heard of low fat mayo?

I have, don't think many of our players have though!

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Michael Sheen as "Old big 'ead"

He'd be better second time around.

 

[Lankyseagull]

Jim Carrey - just for the post-match interviews. Surely can't be as bad as the current clown?!

 

[Taybha]

 

[Ex-Staffs Gull]

Meet the new boss speach

YouTube - Meet the boss

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

But he would have to get a better goalkeeper

Right actor... wrong character......

 

[Lady Whistledown]

 

[humpy]

jack nicholson from shining, he would be at away teams dressing room door, here's johnnnnnyyyyyy

 

[vegster]

nuff said ?

 

[ATFC Seagull]

 

[Simster]

I'd have Ian Dowie, who of course would be playing DAVROS out of the Daleks.

 

[Robbie G]

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

If I could get past the West Ham factor I think Russell Brand could take us down in a very enteraining fashion.

 

[Stat Brother]

At least we wouldn't get any bookings:-
'Don't tell him your name, Nicky'