If World War One was a bar Fight...

[Gazwag]

At which point do they go out to the beer garden for a quick game of footie

 

[Dandyman]

I assuming Poland is the tenanted Landlord of the pub who after getting punched by everyone using his insurance money to buy the place only to find that 20 years later Germany comes back, burns the place down and Russia claims squatters rights on the resulting smouldering ruin.*




* Russia later wakes up with a shocking hangover and invites Poland to take over the business again.

 

[Dandyman]

At which point do they go out to the beer garden for a quick game of footie

Christmas (but they all die anyway).

 

[perth seagull]

To extend the story, the UK, US and France woke up with a hangover from the stolen money to find Germany knocking on the door having taken boxing lessons for the last few years.

And Germany and his little friends Hungary, Bulgaria and Romania decide to gang up on Russia while he was sitting down at the pub and ill prepared for a scrap, and almost beat the crap out of him. Only for Russia to shake off the early punches and bash the attackers severely with his pint glass, bottle, bar stool and any other weapon in site, and then chase them all the way to Germany's house until he permanently disabled Germany and made his mates follow him instead.