Ernest
Stupid IDIOT
I think it's TIME to say enough is ENOUGH and no MORE excuses if we LOSE tonight. Just like the X FACTOR someones journey is GOING to come to AN end tonight and they will be GOING home out of the SHOW.
It's TIME I took on the ROLE of Simon Cowell and PULLED up my trousers so the waistband is LEVEL with my chin (Even though it makes MY bollocks HURT) and INVITE the people of NSC to VOTE who they WANT sacked tonight.
You can VOTE for ....
The INVISIBLE man Tony Bloom (Even though NOBODY sees him or HEARS him)
Russle Salde (Matt Lucas IMPERSONATOR)
Bob Booker (With his PERFORMING stopwatch)
Dean White (The only MAN in Sussex who can get his TV tuned into Channel 5)
It's TIME I took on the ROLE of Simon Cowell and PULLED up my trousers so the waistband is LEVEL with my chin (Even though it makes MY bollocks HURT) and INVITE the people of NSC to VOTE who they WANT sacked tonight.
You can VOTE for ....
The INVISIBLE man Tony Bloom (Even though NOBODY sees him or HEARS him)
Russle Salde (Matt Lucas IMPERSONATOR)
Bob Booker (With his PERFORMING stopwatch)
Dean White (The only MAN in Sussex who can get his TV tuned into Channel 5)