Pay day this month found me with a mere £2 and a few coppers in my pocket but times will get better so I got to thinking... If I were a rich man, now the Bloomster's sorted out Brighton, maybe I could buy Palace lock, stock and barrel. There would be changes afoot naturally. I would have to reverse Allison's work of the 70's and change their nickname back to the "Pikeys". I cannot decide whether to keep Selhurst Park or sell it to Tesco/Toys R Us and make them play at Charlton or Millwall. If I kept the ground, obviously the Homesdale End would become the Eric Cantona Stand but I would need a new name for the ground and I just cannot think of what strip I would make them play in. Any ideas?