If I Had !!

[The Keeper]

or was it dog? nah, old dog dump turns white and crumbles, wait a minute, thinking about it, ive not seen white dog poo for years, why ??

 

[Munkfish]

THE WINGS OF A SEAGULL, IF I HAD THE ARSE OF A CROW, ID FLY OVER SELHURST TOMORROW, AND SHIT ON THE BASTARDS BELOW,
I THANK YOU

you would be one weird looking person