If Everton DO sue Mourinho....

[Bry Nylon]

...surely they will have to prove in court that Andy "20'000 Leagues Under the Sea" Johnson ISN'T a diver...?

How are they going to do that? There must be HOURS of videotape showing him doing what he does best

 

[jonny.rainbow]

Normally I hate Mourinho but I do think he has a point in what he said.

Johnson has got away with it for too long.

 

[Bry Nylon]

"Exhibit A, M'lud..."

 

[Trigger]

Mourinho IS actually talking sense for once, no-one can argue with that.

 

[bhafc99]

Sadly it will never go to court. But yes, if it did, you could imagine Mourinho's counsel making the most of Johnson's form. Set aside four days of the proceedings for video highlights of AJ's Greatest Dives.

Mind you, he'd probably take a tumble or three on his away to the witness box. And as for trying to swear on the bible, ooh, crash, there he goes aagin.

 

[Napper]

I hate Andy Johnson with a passion , he has cheated his way into the premier league , is an absolute disgrace of a player , Just hope he never ever pulls on an England shirt again after his disgraceful performances

 

[jonny.rainbow]

exhibit B M'lud

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G98J_ABB6kw

 

[Man of Harveys]

There can't be any shortage of character witnesses...

 

[Simster]

Whilst he is clearly a diver, the incident in question was NOT a dive. In fact, if anything, it should have been a penalty.

Sorry, Mourinho remains a THUNDERCUNT.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Whilst he is clearly a diver, the incident in question was NOT a dive.

Silence in court
The jury will do well to DISREGARD that outburst from Mr Simster.

 

[jonny.rainbow]

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Permission to speak m'lud.

I am undecided on whether this latest incident was a penalty. However, for a striker to be knocked off balance, from behind whilst sprinting forwards, he would need a rather sizeable push from the rear. I put it to you that the push was minimal and the defendant, Mr Johnson, saw this as an opportunity to gain a penalty through blatent cheating.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

His grimace could well be explained by the fact that the defender appears to have picked him up by the bell-end.

 

[The Large One]

Whilst he is clearly a diver, the incident in question was NOT a dive. In fact, if anything, it should have been a penalty.

Be quiet, wretched fool.

 

[Simster]

Permission to speak m'lud.

I am undecided on whether this latest incident was a penalty. However, for a striker to be knocked off balance, from behind whilst sprinting forwards, he would need a rather sizeable push from the rear. I put it to you that the push was minimal and the defendant, Mr Johnson, saw this as an opportunity to gain a penalty through blatent cheating.

However, is it not fair to say m'lud, that your client does in fact run an assocation football team containing two of the most skilled exponents of this very art - I believe they go by the names of Messieurs DROGBA and ROBBEN

 

[eagles #1]

Idiots.

 

[Trigger]

Idiots.

Quite, but Mourinho does have a point so I would say he is less of an idiot than Johnson.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Idiots.

Stop talking about yourself.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Any more outbursts from you Palace lowlifes in the public gallery and I'll have you removed from this court.

Please, Mr Nylon and everyone else, continue. He's clearly GUILTY as sin.

 

[eagles #1]

Stop talking about yourself.

I remember using that line when i was 3 1/2 years old. Nice one.

"I know you are but what am i?"