If England were a Premiership team, who would they be?

[Delusional Pengoon]

I would go for Newcastle. Huge support who are deluded that they are a big team, but have won nothing of note for about 40/50 years.

 

[Statto]

Good call. Villa perhaps?

 

[Tim]

Leeds?

Seem to get worse and worse

 

[Barrel of Fun]

But Newcastle actually impress in their play fairly regularly.

I would say that we are a Bolton. Not pretty to watch, but manage to consistently reach (relatively) dizzying heights without ever threatening to win a trophy and put together a smattering of decent performances when it matters.

 

[Happy Seagull]

West Ham, bunch of hyped up over paid players who can't produced the goods.

 

[Drumstick]

I'd say westham. cos at least bolton play nice footy somtimes. but they are a close second.

 

[1066gull]

There was a feature in the daily mail before the world cup, what prem team each team at the world cup was and newcastle were england

germany were liverpool
italy were chelsea

cant remember the rest

 

[Drumstick]

andora are wigan probally

 

[Common as Mook]

MIDDLESBOROUGH. f***ing boring.

 

[robbied69]

Newcastle, have the players, the support, the stadium, but do nothing.

 

[Trigger]

Middlesbrough without doubt, shit, boring, meaningless dross, funny that's where the 'manager' came from.

 

[withdeanwombat]

Middlesbrough without doubt, shit, boring, meaningless dross, funny that's where the 'manager' came from.

Spot on.

 

[cpfc remf captain]

Spurs, live on past success for ever and make the last 8 of the cups every now and then.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Spurs, live on past success for ever and make the last 8 of the cups every now and then.

Past Success would indicate England have won more than 1 cup

 

[Storer68]

Watford.

Absolutley shocking at this level

 

[Superphil]

Barnsley

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Aston Villa. Proud club, good history, should be doing much better then what they are.

 

[Soul Finger]

Torquay United

 

[cheeseroll]

Do you think they would be in the premiership ?