If a film was made of your life....

[The Large One]

Antonio Fargas

 

[Behind Enemy Lines]

Shrek

 

[Trish]

Judi Dench

 

[Simon Morgan]

the one who plays jeremy off the peep show, can't remember his name

 

[Dr Q]

Mark Addy (the fat one from The Full Monty).
Total lookalike!!!

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Dominic Monaghan (plays Charlie in Lost)

Why? Have you got a tiny head and plug ears too?

 

[WATFORD zero]

John Holmes

 

[Beeercan]

Definatley Billy Boyd (one of the hobbits in LOTR) as long as he lost the scotish acenet

 

[nevergoagain]

King Kong.

King Dong for me

 

[Stinky Kat]

Bob hoskins

 

[Trufflehound]

I think a six-legged pantomime horse version of me would work a treat.

Keira Knightley would do a grand job at the rear. Ronnie Corbett could go in the middle, just to prove I'm not ageist. And Sooty can play the front end, though we may have to sort him out some comedy legs from somewhere - Emu's perhaps?

Oh, and William Shatner could sit on Sooty's head and play my final front ear.

 

[Set of Tracksuits]

Would have to be someone really BORING. Tom Hanks would be good I reckon.

 

[surrey jim]

Matt Le Blanc, although Jeremy Clarkson wpuld be more appropriate

 

[Northstander]

Arnold Schwarznegger (or however its spelt?)

 

[Yorkie]

Arnold Schwarznegger (or however its spelt?)

 

[Northstander]

I dont see what so funny aboutthat personally