Doctor Who? - A show where critically ill patients will only recieve the treatment they need if they can correctly pronounce their doctors name, the first two doctor up are Dr Reijo Ruotsalainen and Dr Apichatpong Weerasethakul, will the contestants succeed and get their urgently needed treatment?
Songs of Praise - 30 minutes of football chants about players, Nice One Cyril etc.
Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em - sit com about a well intentioned buffoon who gets into situations where he is well out of his depth, starring Ian Holloway.
Wife Swap - This week, Ryan Giggs and John Terry again.
Only Fools and Horses - CPFC fans go to the races.
The Bill - a documentary aimed at CPFC to help them to understand why they will not be £120M richer after a season in the Premier league.
Dinner For Chamakhs - A Fried Chicken takeaway in Croydon sponsors Marouane for every goal he scores in the Premier League with a free family takeaway. Expected to be a short series.
Yes minister* - A gameshow where contestants can win huge cash sums for getting politicians to answer a question with a straight forward yes or no rather than their usual evasive answers.
* Cancelled after 3 series because no-one ever won
Bargain ****....Kevin Day wanders the rat infested streets of Croydon, offering a bottle of his own swamp in exchange for the scabby pikeys to surrender their Groupon season tickets.
This is an animated show where everything that gets sucked up the vacum lives on inside it in their own little world. Every episode a new arrival appears.
Episode 1: The Fluff Covered Jelly Baby
Episode 2: The hot ashes from the log burner threatens to burn down Vacland
Episode 3: Halloween....The house spider
Episode 4: A Bic Biro
The tragedy is that the mission of escaping Vacland back up the hose is always thwarted by another clean up and new arrival.
Reckon my post should have its own thread and we could all build Vacland together.