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Idea's for new television programmes.



Badger

NOT the Honey Badger
NSC Patron
May 8, 2007
13,013
Toronto
Top Gear - A consumer advice show helping people find the best possible dealers to score drugs from.
 




Guy Fawkes

The voice of treason
Sep 29, 2007
8,279
Doctor Who? - A show where critically ill patients will only recieve the treatment they need if they can correctly pronounce their doctors name, the first two doctor up are Dr Reijo Ruotsalainen and Dr Apichatpong Weerasethakul, will the contestants succeed and get their urgently needed treatment?
 




Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
7,055
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!
Educating Yorkshire. A fly-on-the-wall documentary about the academic progression of an egg and flour based Sunday roast dinner constituent.
 


Baldseagull

Well-known member
Jan 26, 2012
11,838
Crawley
Songs of Praise - 30 minutes of football chants about players, Nice One Cyril etc.
Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em - sit com about a well intentioned buffoon who gets into situations where he is well out of his depth, starring Ian Holloway.
Wife Swap - This week, Ryan Giggs and John Terry again.
Only Fools and Horses - CPFC fans go to the races.
The Bill - a documentary aimed at CPFC to help them to understand why they will not be £120M richer after a season in the Premier league.
 




seagullsovergrimsby

#cpfctinpotclub
Aug 21, 2005
43,889
Crap Town
Dinner For Chamakhs - A Fried Chicken takeaway in Croydon sponsors Marouane for every goal he scores in the Premier League with a free family takeaway. Expected to be a short series.
 


Guy Fawkes

The voice of treason
Sep 29, 2007
8,279
Yes minister* - A gameshow where contestants can win huge cash sums for getting politicians to answer a question with a straight forward yes or no rather than their usual evasive answers.

* Cancelled after 3 series because no-one ever won
 






Willy Dangle

New member
Aug 31, 2011
3,551
Vacland

This is an animated show where everything that gets sucked up the vacum lives on inside it in their own little world. Every episode a new arrival appears.

Episode 1: The Fluff Covered Jelly Baby
Episode 2: The hot ashes from the log burner threatens to burn down Vacland
Episode 3: Halloween....The house spider
Episode 4: A Bic Biro

The tragedy is that the mission of escaping Vacland back up the hose is always thwarted by another clean up and new arrival.

Reckon my post should have its own thread and we could all build Vacland together.

Off now for another large whiskey.

You get my drift
 


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