Ian Hart can you confirm...

[BRIGHT ON Q]

That that was you shopping down Brighton Marina yesterday.

if it was you must hate shopping more than me as you looked sooooooo pissed off.If it wasn't you must have a double.

 

[Harty]

Yes it was me, and yes I was pissed off. I hate shopping with a passion but as the current Mrs Hart has to go for long periods with me absent from the marital home away on Albion related stuff there are some things I have to do to keep the peace.

 

[Turkey]

 

[albiongirl]

 

[Juan Albion]

the current Mrs Hart

Sounds like you have plans to trade her in for a newer model. Or is she going to give YOU the boot?

 

[Drips]

I think he’s being hypothetical

 

[Juan Albion]

I think he’s being hypothetical

Well that's okay, I'm a very open and accepting person. Many of my best friends are lesbians.

 

[NMH]

Well that's okay, I'm a very open and accepting person. Many of my best friends are lesbians.

Do they suddenly become lesbians after meeting you then JA ?

 

[Yorkie]

Current Mrs Hart

Sounds like you have plans to trade her in for a newer model. Or is she going to give YOU the boot?

It is a recurring joke by Terry Wogan. He talks about the present Mrs Wogan.

When asked why (they have been married 40 odd years) he said 'It keeps her on her toes'

 

[Lush]

I always introduce my husband as "my first husband".

 

[Braders]

Do they suddenly become lesbians after meeting you then JA ?

they become lesbian nuns when they meet me