I went to a seafood disco last night...

[Beach Hut]

Or David GILmour

 

[Frutos]

The music was so loud that I've been hard of herring ever since.

 

[Trufflehound]

What about the CARP-enters?

 

[Nibble]

On a SCALE of one to ten, how was the night?

 

[Trufflehound]

I would like to think that if it was in Brighton, they at least played the Piranha's version of "Tom Shark".

 

[bhafc99]

That PLAICE lacks SOLE. It's full of PIKEys, blokes with RED MULLETs and women who've spent too long at the plastic STURGEONs.

 

[Trufflehound]

Or Mr Brightside, by the Krill-ers

 

[Trufflehound]

That PLAICE lacks SOLE. It's full of PIKEys, blokes with RED MULLETs and women who've spent too long at the plastic STURGEONs.

If it was that full, there were probably a few crushed-Asians around as well.

 

[tip top]

Always found those places are full of clingers on.

 

[Chicken Run]

I heard the drug squid raded it and found people with roaches

 

[NMH]

or Flat-koi Bream?

 

[tip top]

Was she a hooker ?

 

[NMH]

I met a girl and took her back to my plaice and got out my winkle to kipper happy, but when I didn't fin-k to call her the next day, I made anenome.

 

[Trufflehound]

I heard the drug squid raded it and found people with roaches

It was a red herring. They were acting on a tip off by the Kray-fish twins who run a rival chub, I mean club, down the road.

 

[tip top]

I met a girl and took her back to my plaice and got out my winkle to kipper happy, but when I didn't fin-k to call her the next day, I made anenome.

Shellfish git!

 

[Chicken Run]

It was a red herring. They were acting on a tip off by the Kray-fish twins who run a rival chub, I mean club, down the road.

lol

 

[csider]

I went to get in, but seeing as I turned up with a lobster the barman said

"You are barred!".........

Lobster said -

"Why is that then?"

Barman said (holds hands up, mimics claws opening and closing)

"Last time you were in here you were giving it all that"

 

[NMH]

That PLAICE lacks SOLE. It's full of PIKEys, blokes with RED MULLETs and women who've spent too long at the plastic STURGEONs.

When there's a bit of TENCHion, that tips the SCALES, and eventually the club will FLOUNDER. I mean it's POLLOCKS. I went to one and they still had Cliff PILCHARD records! There was one good-looking black KRILL, typical that it was her fat WHITE BAIT that liked me. She was a BLOATER, and ever wore her HERRING dreadlocks!. It may sound SAILFISH but I wasn't going to ask that munTR OUT on a bet, wouldn't even MULL ET over for two minutes, she was only 4ft 3 in high EELS. The black chick was sexy, and I wanted to sMACKEREL over her big booty out in the back HALI BUT her mate stood between us, which was a bit of a haWRASSEment. She was Jamaican and she knew they had some Bob MARL IN the juke box, and she even CLAMed to have seen him play live. We danced the CONGER all night long, until I twisted my ankle on this SHOAL in the dancefloor, and had to LIMPET.

 

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They play some good tunas in there

 

[Mendoza]

is it still five squid to get in before 11 or did you have shell out more cash??