I want you to go to Heaven also...

[Yorkie]

Funny, but there's nothing like a mention of religion to bring out the fact that the British are far more ignorant, bigoted and insular than their American cousins. Kinda ironic given all the "dumb Yanks" threads...

Love you all!

Quite corret Juan

Btw just to reassure you all that there is absolutely no way that Dwayne would have posted that.

No, I don't know who posted it either but it seems very genuine imo.


BAG, I take it it is ok to offend Christians but not homosexuals?

 

[Icy Gull]

The thread is so far off topic on a football board that it is inevitably going to have the piss taken. Why do all the NSC Christians suddenly have a sense of humour failure?

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

What about Limbo ?

 

[Seagullible]

Didn't even give me a chance to put my opinions over, I hate that.

Whenever anyone comes to the door I just tell them if they don't want to hear my beliefs, why oh why should I listen to them?

 

[Lush]

We all know who at the Albion YOU would like to get down on your KNEES for Lush

?

 

[NMH]

My guess is that the pious poster imagines this invasive outburst is designed to SAVE some joyous & evil football fans (who are, generally, on a hell-bound away-train to sin).

Satiating my lustfulness and slavering to my urging loins with stripey averice (drool, slobber) the demonic cry of SEAAAAGUUUULLLSS betrays my terrible inner spirits that fill my wretched soul!


Thanks computeroom, now what about saving the REAL scum from Croydon from the eternal lake of fire?
Go get 'em tiger!

 

[caz99]

The thread is so far off topic on a football board that it is inevitably going to have the piss taken. Why do all the NSC Christians suddenly have a sense of humour failure?

 

[Meade's Ball]

Unbeknownst to Computerroom, i am God. He/she's been worshipping me for years without knowing it. I come to him/her in dreams and tell him/her that i'm all-powerful. It's quite funny really.

 

[Smithers-Jones]

What about Limbo ?

I would never stoop so low!!

 

[Marc]

they're a Punk band ya know

 

[Commander]

Who let Glen Hoddle on here? I thought he was in West Bromwich.

 

[JJ McClure]

Perhaps we should point computerroom in the direction of NSP. He / she would love over there.

 

[readingstockport]

BAG, I take it it is ok to offend Christians but not homosexuals?

surely Christians have a choice over their faith, just as all other religions do. Homosexuals do not have any choice over their sexuality.

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

surely Christians have a choice over their faith, just as all other religions do. Homosexuals do not have any choice over their sexuality.

Yes they do. They could love a woman and become heterosexual.

 

[dougdeep]

LET US PLAY
How I hate religion,
football is my god.
Especially the Albion,
they'll always get my nod.
To compare with church is not a sin,
to pray your team play well and win.
You'll find upon examination,
which has the biggest congregation.