I thought I'd met the perfect women

[fatboy]

This is from an NSC poster...

XXXX says:
i thought I met the perfect woman last night.

girl called laura - we were talking for quite a while, getting on quite well. then we starting talking about sport (no idea how), and she says she's a season ticket holder at selhurst park...

i didn't even mention brighton. she told me she was croydon, and I laughed. She asked if I'd ever been there, so I said only selhurst park, then she told me. couldn't believe it. She's f***ing gorgeous.

HAHAHAHAHA

 

[bhaexpress]

Perfect ? Not quite, she must be retarded.

 

[coach03]

Perfect !
Apart from a profound lack of judgement !

 

[Brighton Breezy]

...and desparate to be chatting to someone off here.

 

[ditchy]

fat boy what a dilema..

 

[fatboy]

I told him he should go for it.

Some of my best mates are Palace fans.

 

[Highfields Seagull]

He should go for it, and re-educate her about football.

 

[tinx]

Go for it I reckon, witht he express aim of doing her in a brighton shirt.

 

[Juan Albion]

Put yourself in the missionary position...

 

[Yorkie]

Go for it. Just think you are depriving the P*l*ce men of one of their own.

Besides which, look what happened when I married a Sheff Wed fan.

 

[coach03]

Go for it. Just think you are depriving the P*l*ce men of one of their own.

Besides which, look what happened when I married a Sheff Wed fan.

Wednesday started wearing blue and white stripes ?

 

[Yorkie]

Wednesday started wearing blue and white stripes ?

More than that

 

[coach03]

Pray tell!

 

[SK1NT]

go for it! just wear protection














i'll get my coat

 

[Yorkie]

Pray tell!

Fully fledged paid up season ticket holder at Withdean who wanted to drive all the way from Yorkshire to Brighton just to watch last night's game. I wanted to get there but I didn't have to persuade him.

Brighton til he dies now

 

[coach03]

Big Up for Yorkie ! Top Job!


The only 'conversion' I managed to do was by annoying my wife so much with my obsession for the beautiful game that she now no longer watches even the Cup Final or the odd England game (which she says she did before I put her off !)

 

[bhaexpress]

I married the perfect woman. I know this as she keeps bloody telling me !

 

[Dandyman]

Put yourself in the missionary position...

Absolutely, I'm sure if he tries hard enough he can convert her !

 

[berkshire seagull]

Get his arse in there as woman come before football full stop

 

[TSB]

is that similar to the lauren palarse bird u know fatty?