I think I know whats happened.

[Easy 10]

So out of the blue, we've just blown the thick end of half a million quid this month on new players. How ? I'll tell you how. Gather round. Sit down. Put that away please Buzzer. Hiney, just leave it alone. Come on, settle down. Now then - heres the deal. We've clearly got a NEW INVESTOR on the board. This has obviously been kept closely under WRAPS, because once its known that we're suddenly AWASH with cash this month, then everyone would just push their prices up when we come knocking for their players. Eh ? EH ? Thats what it is, betcha.

I reckon its that bloke who used to do the news on that kiddies programme. What was it called again ? John Cravens Newsround, thats it. Whoever the bloke was that used to read the news on that. I saw him in Sussex Stationers the other day buying a thesaurus.

 

[crodonilson]

It could be Dave Benson Phillips, he's a boyhood Albion fan and he's loaded.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I remember John Craven's Newsround. No idea who the bloke was who presented it though.

 

[SurreySeagulls]

It could be Dave Benson Phillips, he's a boyhood Albion fan and he's loaded.

Nah, you miss understood. He's a boyhood Albion fan and he was carrying a copy of loaded.

 

[Scotty Mac]

maybe its tommy boyd - as in the radio presenter and not the ex-celtic full back

 

[Mendoza]

I remember John Craven's Newsround. No idea who the bloke was who presented it though.

Didnt Phillip Schofield do it before Terry Nutkins took over

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

Personally i think the blooms had a good night in the casino

 

[Perry Milkins]

I have it on good authority that the mysterious benefactor is in fact our very own Hadlee.

He has stopped the missus housekeeping for a couple of months and stumped up the cash himself!

 

[vulture]

ernest won 7.7 millon on the lottery

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Could it be that we had money for MM to play with and DW and lets face it they didnt really spend spend spend on transfers over the last couple of years (for one reason or another) and now we have finally used that pot.

DK always said there was money for players...

 

[Hadlee]

I have it on good authority that the mysterious benefactor is in fact our very own Hadlee.

He has stopped the missus housekeeping for a couple of months and stumped up the cash himself!

Sshhh, She doesn't know I'v stopped the Beauty salon next week !

 

[Seagull73]

So out of the blue, we've just blown the thick end of half a million quid this month on new players. How ? I'll tell you how. Gather round. Sit down. Put that away please Buzzer. Hiney, just leave it alone. Come on, settle down. Now then - heres the deal. We've clearly got a NEW INVESTOR on the board. This has obviously been kept closely under WRAPS, because once its known that we're suddenly AWASH with cash this month, then everyone would just push their prices up when we come knocking for their players. Eh ? EH ? Thats what it is, betcha.

I reckon its that bloke who used to do the news on that kiddies programme. What was it called again ? John Cravens Newsround, thats it. Whoever the bloke was that used to read the news on that. I saw him in Sussex Stationers the other day buying a thesaurus.

Mmm, sorry to p*ss on your fireworks, but I think you'll find Mr Bloom has decided that a new striker is a good idea - no mystery.

 

[SeagullEd]

It's not out of the blue!

Our chairmen bid 300k for Byfield and bid similar for that Peterbrough bloke! He said if the player is there...

 

[Wilka]

Bloom is putting the money up. It was in the Argus over the weekend.