I Need Cash Now!!!

[The Wookiee]

Does anybody know where I can get £500 in the next 2 hours?

My bank can't help, I have no credit cards.

The money will be repaid in 10 days.

Any ideas?

Cheers

 

[Beeercan]

Become a traffic warden?
or a speed camera?

 

[aftershavedave]

you could use one of those cheque cashing agencies if you don't mind being ripped off with enormous charges. there's one down queen's road i think.

 

[zakthemack]

sell a kidney.

 

[The Wookiee]

you could use one of those cheque cashing agencies if you don't mind being ripped off with enormous charges. there's one down queen's road i think.

I just tried one of those, but I dont have a chq guarentee card!

 

[clapham_gull]

There's always money to be made on the docks

 

[Brighton till i die]

you could always borrow it off someone and re-pay it with a healthy bit of interest!!

 

[The Wookiee]

you could always borrow it off someone and re-pay it with a healthy bit of interest!!

Are you offering then?

 

[Easy 10]

Rob a post office. There's one in Cowfold thats miles from anywhere, very isolated, and the old dear running it is as nice as pie. Just take a baseball bat, you probably won't even need to use it. Probably.

 

[Beeercan]

NSC does not condone the use of violence and or criminal activity

 

[Easy 10]

Oh of course I don't condone it. Its only a suggestion.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

How about:

(speculate to accumulate a bit first)

Splash out on a night at a dodgy celebrity hangout- ChinaWhite will do- and then pick up and sleep with a vastly overpaid yet criminally over-rated Premiership footballer. Then approach a tabloid newspaper with breathless tales of how said footballer:

-SCORED all night long and wanted it over and over again
-was eager to show you his great TACKLE
-had the STAMINA of a top pro
-LEFT in the morning without even leaving his number, leaving you feeling hurt and devastated that he might just have USED you despite the fact that you thought it was love.

Cue cheque for £50,000 (£20,000 if its Geoff Horsfield)

I realise you're a bloke, but desperate times call for desperate measures.

Besides, reckon the Sun would pay far more for a "Premiership Soccer Star In Gay One Night Stand Shocker" angle

 

[Artois]

NSC does not condone the use of violence and or criminal activity

I do though.

 

[Easy 10]

I feel gambling could also come into the fray.
If you can rustle up £250 from somewhere, then go to the nearest casino and put it all on BLACK (remember Wesley ?).

You'll probably win. And presto, there's your 500 nicker.

 

[The Wookiee]

Anybody got Dick Knights number?

I gave him a few hundred quid when he asked me for it (Alive & Kicking fund) I wonder if he will do the same

 

[Vlad the Impala]

Just ask Glover for a tip.

 

[The Wookiee]

Seriously does anybody have any realistic ideas?

I really need to get my hands on £500 by 4 pm

 

[zakthemack]

I would just ask friends and family. Explain that your knee caps are going to be busted, or your electricty is about to be turned off.

 

[Blackadder]

Seriously does anybody have any realistic ideas?

I really need to get my hands on £500 by 4 pm

Is somone sending "The Boys" around Wookiee?

 

[The Wookiee]

I would just ask friends and family. Explain that your knee caps are going to be busted, or your electricty is about to be turned off.

Cant ask my family and I dont really have any friends that close to me to ask