I need a new job.

[Parson Henry]

I've just got a new job. 8 month temp job as Business Analyst.

What does a Business Analyst do?

 

[MattewEdwards ShinPads]

What does a Business Analyst do?

They Analyise business

 

[Parson Henry]

They Analyise business

Tell me though Shinno what does that mean?

 

[Lokki 7]

Tell me though Shinno what does that mean?

It means they look very closely at businesses. For example, have you ever walked down a high street (and this is particularly true of Croydon) and seen a fellow lying in front of a shop with his head up against the shop window? (This fellow may sometimes be covered by a sleeping bag in order to mask his intentions.) Well, business analyst.

 

[adrian29uk]

When people are ill my boss asks them why, he also phones people, so never answer the phone.

This is complete harrasment which is why I am looking for a new job. Cant wait to
goodbye because I am very and about my whole job.

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

Mk1 Cortinas, restoration, repair, and historic racing thereof...

Get the nipper pulling his weight. Must be good for the tight places.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Teddy, what is your business?

FWY, why do you want to change jobs? Location?

Health reasons Barrol. I've got arthritis in my hips,I'm only bloody 38 and have been told to avoid lifting heavy stuff.
So unloading trucks full of sound gear and throwing it around inside a venue ain't an option for much longer.

Restoring MK1 Cortina's sounds good especially if Tedge gets the tea dressed in that special way.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Health reasons Barrol. I've got arthritis in my hips,I'm only bloody 38 and have been told to avoid lifting heavy stuff.
So unloading trucks full of sound gear and throwing it around inside a venue ain't an option for much longer.

Restoring MK1 Cortina's sounds good especially if Tedge gets the tea dressed in that special way.

A one way street to tea addiction.

You seem to be creative, have you thought about trying to get in behind the scenes, rather than the manual aspect. More into the design and planning. You obviously have the experience.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

A one way street to tea addiction.

You seem to be creative, have you thought about trying to get in behind the scenes, rather than the manual aspect. More into the design and planning. You obviously have the experience.

I've got a few irons in the fire on that front ,I've promoted and tour managed in the past so its not all bleak.And I've got a few other contracts that I can expand on. I was just pissed off yesterday when I got back from the quaks, thats why I deleated most of my origional post.
One door closes another one opens.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Alternatively - design and build lightweight amps.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

One door closes another one opens.

Excellent outlook.

If it all goes tits up, you can send American Kim Sartori a message, begging for work. She is a chief exec for a big company in the US. You will have to cross the bridge, "I have never met you before", when you come to it.

 

[tedebear]

Alternatively - design and build lightweight amps.

Yes please!! In our "spare" time I can be found lugging Zef's Orange amps through various dingy pubs in the region - he must insist on all valve amps!!

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Get a job with the underground,they will take any idiot,You also get to watch dvds and do crosswords whilst driving a speeding train with 1000 passengers accross Central London,great.

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

What do you want a hand job or a blow job?

 

[Moshe Gariani]

What do you want a hand job or a blow job?

who is giving the hand jobs?

 

[tedebear]

who is giving the hand jobs?

Edward Scissorhands

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Edward Scissorhands

well tell him to give that French bloke another slap

 

[WATFORD zero]

looney has a job

what is the world coming to!

I knew looney tested tissues but though it was a hobby rather than a profession

PS tede - if you think Orange are heavy just thank God he doesn't have a Matchless