I met Sophie Ellis Bexter last night.......

[Skaville]

How come i didn't get an autograph?

 

[bristolseagull]

Hang on, i didnt have my jumper on for very long!

how the hell did you see it?

this is odd.

 

[bristolseagull]

Hmm.... you didnt ask!?!


did i talk to you last night?

 

[Skaville]

No, but i did go out and buy a red sweatband this morning.

 

[bristolseagull]

Ths is kind of funny, but also scary.

i hope theers nothing sinister going on- im easly spooked.

ok, so i didnt speak to you, but you saw what i was wearing, and you know my pal mockers......

i know she has a family member that supports brighton, so i guess that must be you, actually that be right -or you would have spoken to her.

are you a boy?

and did yuo speak to KM?

 

[magoo]

maybe it's SOPHIE?

 

[bristolseagull]

Im bored now, come on i need some clues or its no fun!

 

[Skaville]

I'm no relation to Sophie or her extended family. Are you out drinking in Haywards Heath tonight? We could have a pint

I was stalking Dick Knight at lunch time. I met him in Waitrose car park. He thought I was a Reading fan! I'll stick to stalking you I think.

 

[bristolseagull]

Ok, sounds good, i know whats going on, i know its yuo miss mockford- im not stupid, i reckon you should get back to work!

 

[Skaville]

Ok, sounds good, i know whats going on, i know its yuo miss mockford- im not stupid, i reckon you should get back to work!

Not me!

You were posing as a Brighton player last night weren't you!

 

[bristolseagull]

What?

no, what are you talking about?

where are we meeting tonight? say the Star at half 8?

 

[NMH]

Originally posted by Stumpy Tim

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Oh my, I too would have sat through a crap band to get next to her!

 

[SussexSpur]

BexTOR.

She is loveliness incarnate.

I used to love theaudience, too.
Her dad is a very nice chap - wrote a decent book about Macca a few years ago, too, after spending a very enviable couple of months hanging out with him at his Rye ranch.
Just a shame he's a Fulham fan.

But anyway, Sophie...
I liked her interview about taking the stage at the Brits and having Frank Skinner leer, "So, Sophie, why the wide face?', and just a little too late, realising she should have responded with, "I dunno, Frank - why the ugly face?"

 

[Skaville]

What?

no, what are you talking about?

where are we meeting tonight? say the Star at half 8?

Can't make it. I'm washing my hair.

 

[Skaville]

no, what are you talking about?

I saw you, giving that small kid an autograph, telling him you're a Brighton player. That's so cruel!!!

Impersonating a policeman is a crime. Is impersonating a footballer a crime. Is that why Robert Codner was locked up?

 

[bristolseagull]

Impersonating a footballer better not be a crime- we'd have a team full of convicts!

I didnt say that to him, i told him i wasnt famous.

this is boring now, give me some more clues as to who you are.

 

[cannedheat]

My late mothers maiden name was Mockford.

 

[Skaville]

Impersonating a footballer better not be a crime- we'd have a team full of convicts!

I didnt say that to him, i told him i wasnt famous.

this is boring now, give me some more clues as to who you are.

I work with Kate. Spoke to her about the gig this morning and sent her a link to the thread as I thought it was a coincidence. She told me that she went with her sister, didn't mention a bloke and when it turned out she knew you we decided to wind you up. Hope I didn't get you into trouble with the Mockster!

 

[bristolseagull]

I work with Kate. Spoke to her about the gig this morning and sent her a link to the thread as I thought it was a coincidence. She told me that she went with her sister, didn't mention a bloke and when it turned out she knew you we decided to wind you up. Hope I didn't get you into trouble with the Mockster!

Yeah, i kind of knew it was her, got a little scared for a bit, i thought i was going to f*** things up with her and her cousin,

all good though (well, she seems to be in a bit of a mood with me now)

 

[Stumpy Tim]

She's horrid... her Mum's better