i just got offered 4 venison legs for £40...

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

...is that two deer

 

[vulture]

...is that two deer

thought barry only had 2

 

[leonidas]

Just tried that one on my daughter who's a Vegan,

after the initial horror that her dad would do such a dreadful thing,
a couple of seconds of silence as the penny dropped,
and complete silence as she tried to leave the room without laughing!

 

[Rangdo]

Only if the deer were two legged.

 

[bob monkhouse]

i just got offered 4 venison legs for £40......is that two deer

Surely its eight legs

4 legs = 1 ......... 8 legs = 2 !

 

[ali jenkins]

I think someone has has one too many Guinnesses!

 

[Easy 10]

I don't care.
I just laughed out loud when I opened this thread, and thats all that matters as far as I'm concerned

 

[Gully]

Sorry, but jokes like that do not meat with my approval.

 

[SNOOBS]

Sorry, but jokes like that do not meat with my approval.

 

[Beach Hut]

Yep they boar me, especially when Guiness Dave

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

Surely its eight legs

4 legs = 1 ......... 8 legs = 2 !

yes. yes it should be....bugger

*cantevengetjokesright*

 

[Marshy]

perhaps there are now two Venison ambling around with scooters for back legs....

 

[Mendoza]

was it a blind venison?


I've no eye deer


taxi/coat

 

[captainmorganrum]

Its certainly a lot of DOE - you could say it is a STAGgering amount.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Surely its eight legs

4 legs = 1 ......... 8 legs = 2 !

Doe !