I HIT someones CAR tonight in my BOSSES truck and I'm uninsured

[Ernest]

Had a PRANG tonight in my bosses TRUCK and I'm NOT insured to drive the f***ing thing, now the BLOKE is threatening to go to the OLD bill.

Shall I just LEG it or DENY all knowledge ?

 

[Chicken Runner61]

Had a PRANG tonight in my bosses TRUCK and I'm NOT insured to drive the f***ing thing, now the BLOKE is threatening to go to the OLD bill.

Shall I just LEG it or DENY all knowledge ?

Keep Stum and no one will know a thing

 

[Sausage]

Did you notice what damage you had done?

 

[dgh123]

Sell your house?

 

[northstandnorth]

Had a PRANG tonight in my bosses TRUCK and I'm NOT insured to drive the f***ing thing, now the BLOKE is threatening to go to the OLD bill.

Shall I just LEG it or DENY all knowledge ?

Stick A Dick tight is GOD sticker on it and NOBODY will BELIEVE you were the DRIVER

 

[cloud]

NO-ONE will ever know you DID it. Unless your SAUCES leak the information.

 

[The Grockle]

Just explain your situation to the guy and tell him that you'll settle the repair costs in cash, when he comes over with a quote tell him you dont know what he's talking about and he's gone crazy in the brain. Finally retreat to your armchair, light up a fat cuban and cackle to yourself like a bond villain.

 

[Willy Dangle]

Had a PRANG tonight in my bosses TRUCK and I'm NOT insured to drive the f***ing thing, now the BLOKE is threatening to go to the OLD bill.

Shall I just LEG it or DENY all knowledge ?

I saw it happen, you left the pub tripped over nothing, drove the wrong way up a 2 way street whilst sitting in the passenger seat. You had no lights on and prey tell who she was with you but I wouldn't. Anyway I wont tell arsehole.

 

[terryberry1]

OFFER them you're INSIDE information on TEAM selection. This should SECURE their SILENCE

 

[Gazwag]

Truck I though you used VANSALOT

 

[GingerBeerMan]

Threaten his mother-in-law and hope he drops it.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

THEY are going to BEAT the CRAP out of you until you CONFESS. be EASY on yourself and come quitetly. OTHERWISE I will have to inflict RESTORITIVE JUSTICE ImmEDIATELY on YOU.

CRIMINAL vermin DESERVE NO second CHANCE

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Use this cunning disguise and no one will ever realise it was you.

 

[GreersElbow]

This image immediately popped to mind

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

I think this has gone over a few people's heads...

"Someone has hit my car, uninsured should I accept cash? advice please......
Whilst visiting my Mother in law today, her neighbour backed a truck into my parked car. When I wen out to check the damage, it appeared the the damage was to the rear light only. After a quick chat he tells me the Truck is his boss's and he is not on the insurance, so he said for me to get it sorted and he will pay for it with cash. As I know wher he lives I thought this would be OK."

- T'other thread.

It's a 'lol' from me, Ernest.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

f*** the TRUCK,is it TRUE that RAYS and MATTCOCK have been AXED for the VISIT to KLANFIELD?
Will HODGKINS start tommorow?