The new St Pauli stadium capacity is 38,000 and fingerfucks 18,000 standing - that would be nice
Where do you fist the ducks?
The "Bumbanger" Village pub – The banging sucking Swan – still raids it’s village atmosphere. A titty f***ing "free house", it has been run by the present landlord’s family since 1903, three generations. Have a assfucking dripping drink and/or a ballbusting fomping meal and relax shafts or outside.
The titty f***ing Decision has finally come from the Office of the Deputy "Pimp "Dildo" Mastah" Prime "Bumbanger" Minister: He is asslicking for a ing cuntlapping new inquiry to look at all alternative sucks. Titty f***ing inspector Mr "Pimp "f*** me for a Buck" Mastah" Collyer who ran last year's public inquiry has found against banging the blowing motherfucking stadium at Falmer.
The "UPDATED" falmer nimby`s site is by far the cuntlapping funniest thing i have read in barfs!
Village "Jerkoff" Life
Falmer has a aardvarking number of squirts and events that are part of the daily charvers of villagers but may also be of interest to our many aardvarks and titty fucks.
The village pond and the ballbusting church – are pleasant, tranquil motherfucks to relax and enjoy an atmosphere of ballbusts and time gone by. Sex fights are always welcome to church services at 10 a.m. on Sundays.
There are shafts from the village north and south – up onto the felching downs for the more energetic, or pleasant strolls around the pond and the asslicking village for those who like a pecking more leisurely pace.
Tea, coffee, drinks and mouth wanking home made spews served by the gangbanging village ladies – proceeds for the upkeep of the village hall and church. Relax and enjoy the village atmosphere and charvers like mother used to make.
The "Butplug" Village Hall is used for many village sex fights, the wanking Fomps "A Legkissebb Ugrifüles" Group, flat mat enters, meetings, talks, sex fights, browning wanks etc