I have a palace scarf

[butchy]

a public burning of the scarf would be a good way of ridding yourself of it....douse it in flammable liquid run out into your street screaming at a high pitched voice so as to get all the neighbours out and then proceed to set a flame to it once you have a number of people's attention and then perform some kind of war-dance around the flaming piece of fabric before rubbing the still warm embers of the scarf firmly into the ground with the sole of a dirty shoe.......

 

[bristolseagull]

Not too loud - you might scare yourself.

Did your bird hold your hand as made your way back to the car?

Perry - I was on my toes many a time from the piss-hole that was the Goldstone - wouldn't have put on a scum scarf to save my neck though.

Yes thats right tough guy, she also had to wipe the poo from my pants after one of those pikey twats called me a gaylord.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Get Paul McShane to sign it and sell it on e-bay. Or donate it to the group making the DeVecchi effigy for this years Bonfire celebration at Lewes.

 

[5 past Kuipers]

oh ok, so is this:







FCUK OFF

Call Keith Chegwin and see if he can arrange to swap it for a sense of humour for you.

 

[bristolseagull]

Call Keith Chegwin and see if he can arrange to swap it for a sense of humour for you.

now that IS funny.