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I have a palace scarf



bristolseagull

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
5,554
Lindfield
I stupidly took my girlfriend to the away game at palace, after the game we got mixed up in a bit of agro with the scum, horses bolting etc. anyway, my girlfriend was pretty frightened and we had driven and had to walk the other way to most brighton fans to get to the car, as we made our way through the carnarge i spotted a palace scarf- i grabbed it and made my girlfriend wear it- thinking it would keep us safe (which it did).

Thing is i still have it at home and cant decide what to do with it- burn it, bin it, use it to hang a cat, are all viable options, but i kind of want to keep it as a momento of our famous victory- what should i do?
 




Everest

Me
Jul 5, 2003
20,741
Southwick
Frame it.






























Then burn it.
 


Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster
Jul 5, 2003
72,015
Wear it when we play Bristol City next season :eek:
 




Horses Arse

Well-known member
Jun 25, 2004
4,571
here and there
First make sure you thoroughly wash it

Then wipe your arse on it

Then sell it on e-bay so a palarse fan can obtain that authentic smell of home when at away games

You'll make a fortune
 




perth seagull

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
5,487
Piss on it and get someone to take a photo, just like in those little novelty stickers where the Brighton supporter is having a slash on a Palace shirt.
 


zeemeeuw

Well-known member
Apr 8, 2006
736
Somerset
MM has been blaming our lack of a striker for the team's bad form this season and all this time you've had this evil omen in your possession.
Why didn't you just dress 11 Action men in blue and white stripes and stick pins in them!
Get rid of it quick before we end up in the conference.
 


paulie

New member
Jul 27, 2004
893
Going undercover to get back to your car?

What a bottle job - glad that you came on here to advertise the fact.
 




bristolseagull

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
5,554
Lindfield
paulie said:
Going undercover to get back to your car?

What a bottle job - glad that you came on here to advertise the fact.

Like i said, my girlfried was upset and scared.
 


Springal

Well-known member
Feb 12, 2005
24,620
GOSBTS
she obviously didnt feel safe with you then :lolol: maybe she needs a real man
 






bristolseagull

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
5,554
Lindfield
you know, ive never quite understood the mentality behind a palace fan posting on a brighton message board.


:albion:
 


















paulie

New member
Jul 27, 2004
893
bristolseagull said:
oh ok, so is this:







FCUK OFF

Not too loud - you might scare yourself.

Did your bird hold your hand as made your way back to the car?

Perry - I was on my toes many a time from the piss-hole that was the Goldstone - wouldn't have put on a scum scarf to save my neck though.
 


Parson Henry

New member
Jan 6, 2004
10,207
Victor Bhanerjee's notebook
paulie said:
Not too loud - you might scare yourself.

Did your bird hold your hand as made your way back to the car?

Perry - I was on my toes many a time from the piss-hole that was the Goldstone - wouldn't have put on a scum scarf to save my neck though.

OK Paulie. I understand

;)
 


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