I have a girlfriend who matters sometimes

[Meade's Ball]

On Thursday, my girlfriend will be 34. She's lovely, has an untouchable mind and often ignores my eternal stuttering dribble. I'm going to take to an urban farm for a bit of the afternoon. In the morning, i have a psychiatrist to test me in the wake of my previous accident. That oughtn't fill the whole occasion though.
Any ideas on what i should do with the girlfriend on her special day though?
We're both veggie and wouldn't mind some music, or art, or summink to hold hands with maybe.
We be in London.

 

[Bluejuice]

Any ideas on what i should do with the girlfriend on her special day though?
...summink to hold hands with maybe.

Try holding hands with each other. I find women like that

 

[CHAPPERS]

Get some vegetables, some music and some art to look at and then f*** up her the arse.

Whilst holding hands.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Blood Brothers the musical , it will rock your world.

www.theambassadors.com

 

[Dave the OAP]

roger her silly



Or there again, you could just hold hands and cuddle

 

[Barrel of Fun]

The London Eye at sunset. Hand holder for sure.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

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[Deano's Right Foot]

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[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Good for you mate

 

[Man of Harveys]

The Producers - if you can get tickets. Funniest West End show ever.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

If it is nice early evening the walk across Waterloo Bridge should do it. It is one of the great sights of the world.

A good activity is the Whispering Gallery at St Pauls. If you can manage the steps and have not been there before it is very impressive and you can stand at opposite sides of the Dome and whisper sweet nothings. It really does work. You do have to pay unless you can convince them you are a worshipper.

If you are not that mobile - go on the London Eye at dusk. Touristy - but also impressive (as per barreloffun).

 

[Lokki 7]

If it is nice early evening the walk across Waterloo Bridge should do it.

Might bring on some nasty flashbacks.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

I was going to say watch out for the cyclists ...........

 

[Easy 10]

Just take her up the Elephant & Castle and have done with it.

 

[trueblue]

Blood Brothers is a winner if you haven't already seen it. Girls LOVE it.

 

[Les Biehn]

Provide her with a hot lunch.

 

[TrevorDove]

Go for a spicy Beanburger at the Wimpey - the menu's now have pictures of London Attractions (Big Ben etc) which means that you don't have to go on the Eye to see them.

You can then get back to your flat for some loving.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Blood Brothers = Post play Shag

" Guaranteed by Uncle Spielberg 20/2/06 "