I hate Queen thread

[Silent Bob]

Make me.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I'm Captain Slagboat, now f*** off.

The best about thing about Freddie Mercury was that Frankie Dettori lookalike who won Styes in Their Eyes pretending to be him.

Although, i have been known to sing along to Don't Stop Me Now. But mostly because my real name is Mr Fahrenheit.

 

[n1 gull]

Jog on Harveys...

 

[Biscuit]

COME ON MY QUEEN ARMY, let take this thread by force!

*smashes n1 gull where it hurts before picking up conveniantly placed dustbin and taking out the on rushing Hungry Joe and Redland!*

 

[Easy 10]

Well I never thought a sequined white spandex leotard with plunging neckline and cape could POSSIBLY look cool...until I saw Freddie.

You lot are just jealous.

 

[Biscuit]

Well I never thought a sequined white spandex leotard with plunging neckline and cape could POSSIBLY look cool...until I saw Freddie.

You lot are just jealous.

the king of cool.

 

[Bob!]

Whats with this Queen love in at the moment on NSC? I can't stand them, never have. Self indulgent nonsense.
I admit Freddie was a fantastic showman and was having a laugh, but the rest of them (especially May and his dodgy barnet) and don't even get me started on Bohemian Rhapsody, what a pile of toss. It has an operatic rap in it for gods sake.

Surely the fact that Ben Elton has written a musical about them is enough to put everyone off?

Brian May get your hair cut, stop wearing tight jeans and above all shut up!

Why does eveyone love them so much on here, are they Wrexham fans or something?

You're not a patch on Easy are you!

You didn't get me with you're wind-up

 

[Icy Gull]

She keeps her Moet et Chandon
In her pretty cabinet
'Let them eat cake' she says
Just like Marie Antoinette
A built-in remedy
For Kruschev and Kennedy
At anytime an invitation
You can't decline

It may be pretentious bullshit but it just sounds so right. (I fecking hate Queen btw)

 

[Meade's Ball]

COME ON MY QUEEN ARMY, let take this thread by force!

*smashes n1 gull where it hurts before picking up conveniantly placed dustbin and taking out the on rushing Hungry Joe and Redland!*

*holds head of Queen fan while arms flap in poor attempt to pull my hair*

 

[Silent Bob]

COME ON MY QUEEN ARMY, let take this thread by force!

*smashes n1 gull where it hurts before picking up conveniantly placed dustbin and taking out the on rushing Hungry Joe and Redland!*

*takes Queen CD's. dosn't play them*

Check mate.

 

[n1 gull]

Jog on Biscuit, Easy 10 and the rest of your Village People lookalikey buddies.
Not sure what jog on means, but I think it means be gone!

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

COME ON MY QUEEN ARMY, let take this thread by force!

*smashes n1 gull where it hurts before picking up conveniantly placed dustbin and taking out the on rushing Hungry Joe and Redland!*

*throws aging Kumquats from behind the life-size Lisa Riley cut-out, causing mutiple slippage hazards, all to Fat Bottomed Girls.* HAVE IT!!!

 

[The Large One]

Even the ghost of Freddie Mercury is a twat.

 

[e77]

How many bands around today will we be listening to in thirty years ?

 

[Hungry Joe]

*tidys MB's dishevelled barnet and applies TRESemme' hairspray whilst saying in ultra gay voice "this is for professionals, not for you!" whilst sticking forefinger of free hand up Biscuits right nostril and wiggling it about a bit*

 

[bigc]

freddie was an amazing showman and truly talented man.

barcelona shows that(his solo song with the opera diva lady)

 

[wadhurstseagull]

I doff my top hat at fellow slagboats

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Go and listen to News of the World, relax and allow your minds to be changed ...

Is that like, uh, a talking book type version of the News Of The World for readers wot can't read?

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

Yes, narrated by Brian May. Keeps me up to date with which 'sleb slag has disgraced herself where and stuff.

 

[bigc]

or who roger taylor's married this week