I got stopped by the police today...

[Easy 10]

I didn't! I thought if I told him I was an off-duty firefighter, I'd get "well you should know better!" And be looking at 3 points and £100 fine before you could say "evenin' all.."

So he didn't notice your enormous helmet ?

 

[Easy 10]

Inexplicably, there are many, many drivers who are daft enough to join the long queue that builds up in the left hand lane. And some of them even get arsy with those of us who are simply obeying the "MERGE IN TURN" sign.

Its not really necessary to keep flicking v's at them as you pass by though, now is it.

 

[Yorkie]

I didn't! I thought if I told him I was an off-duty firefighter, I'd get "well you should know better!" And be looking at 3 points and £100 fine before you could say "evenin' all.."