I got stitched......

[Motogull]

Howsabout faking a letter from the GUM dept of Brighton Hospital informing him that a bird with aids has mentioned him as a former partner advising him to have a blood test.

I'd shit my pants if that happened to me.

But then he sounds like a virgin from what you've told us.

 

[John Dorian]

Actually he did have a "scare" with an STD at the end of this summer..... hmmm.....right, thats it, im doin that tonight. cheers motogull

 

[Motogull]

Glad to be of help.

You can give it more credibility if you say the source cannot be mentioned because of Data Protection legislation.