I Feel I Have Let The Albion Down...

[Frutos]

At work today, I ended up serving (and so having to be vaguely nice to) that slimy NIMBY (unt Norman Baker, and yet managed to resist the urge to stab him in the face with the first sharp object that came to hand.

Obviously I washed my hands straight afterwards though, that's just common sense.

Am I a bad fan?

 

[Djmiles]

Am I a bad fan?

In short, yes

 

[ali jenkins]

You should have taken a shit in his magazine!

 

[skipper734]

He's been on the tellybox a few times lately, spouting some gash. If I'm not quick enough with the remote I have to look at him and catch the odd word. It makes me feel like abusing the plasma. I feel for any one that has to talk to him.

 

[Taybha]

 

[Nottseagull]

You've let the forum down, you've let the club down, but most of all you've let yourself down! Go on, admit it - it's because you fancied him, isn't it?

 

[Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper]

Shouldn't the response have been "Don't serve your type in 'ear you scumabg" then proceed to manhandle him out of the door.

 

[severnside gull]

not worth losing your job over









....on the other hand accidentally spilling some hot cofee in his lap would only have occassioned a reprimand

 

[Beach Hut]

Sat opposite to him on a train once, very sweaty man

 

[Frutos]

You've let the forum down, you've let the club down, but most of all you've let yourself down! Go on, admit it - it's because you fancied him, isn't it?

I would fancy pretty much every man (and some women) in the world before fancying him.

 

[R. Slicker]

What did he order? A big mac & fries.

 

[Dave the OAP]

apart from him being an odious knob, his crusade against mp's claiming for their family on expenses is to be applauded

 

[Frutos]

What did he order? A big mac & fries.

I think you're making erroneous assumptions about where I work.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I would fancy pretty much every man (and some women) in the world before fancying him.

 

[mona]

At work today, I ended up serving (and so having to be vaguely nice to) that slimy NIMBY (unt Norman Baker, and yet managed to resist the urge to stab him in the face with the first sharp object that came to hand.

Might I ask in what way did you serve the Faker?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Do you work in a gentlemen's waxing salon?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Oooh, oooh, no, please tell me you're a doctor, performing circumcisions?

 

[R. Slicker]

Someone mentioned magazines, could that be a clue?

 

[R. Slicker]

Arms dealer?

 

[Frutos]

Might I ask in what way did you serve the Faker?

He was collecting an item that he had ordered from the company I work for.

My job is nowhere near as 'exotic' as any of the options suggested recently, and yes, ali jenkins' comment about magazines would be a clue.