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I demand to have some booze.
- Thread starter Dandyman
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Behind Enemy Lines
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An absolute classic film:
"We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now! "
"We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now! "
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Godfrey you terrible **** !
Man of Harveys
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What a FANTASTIC film that is - I'm going to buy that.
Tony Meolas Loan Spell
Slut Faced Whores
Here hare here
Tony Meolas Loan Spell
Slut Faced Whores
Easy 10 said:
*Ahem* Its Monty....
Tony Meolas Loan Spell
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You cant hit me. Ive got a heart condition. It'd be murder.
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- Jul 25, 2006
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Easy 10 said:
Godfrey??
I think you mean Monty
sorry fixtures
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What are you doing Withnail?
Sitting down to enjoy my holiday.
Sitting down to enjoy my holiday.
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
D'oh, course it was Monty.
Been a while since I've seen that film
Been a while since I've seen that film
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We'll buy this place and install a f***ing jukebox. Liven all you stiffs up a bit.
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Hatterlovesbrighton
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With props to Wikipedia
Withnail: What are you going to do with those?
Danny: The joint I am about to roll requires a craftsman and can utilise up to twelve skins. It is called a Camberwell carrot.
Marwood: It's impossible to use twelve papers on one joint.
Danny: It is impossible to roll a Camberwell carrot with anything less.
Withnail: Who says it's a Camberwell carrot?
Danny: I do. I invented it in Camberwell and it looks like a carrot.
Cut to Danny on the sofa. The Camberwell carrot is complete and is indeed of prodigious proportions. As Danny lights it we see only the end but as he hands it to Withnail we see the true size. It is enormous.
Danny: This will tend to make you very high.
Withnail: What are you going to do with those?
Danny: The joint I am about to roll requires a craftsman and can utilise up to twelve skins. It is called a Camberwell carrot.
Marwood: It's impossible to use twelve papers on one joint.
Danny: It is impossible to roll a Camberwell carrot with anything less.
Withnail: Who says it's a Camberwell carrot?
Danny: I do. I invented it in Camberwell and it looks like a carrot.
Cut to Danny on the sofa. The Camberwell carrot is complete and is indeed of prodigious proportions. As Danny lights it we see only the end but as he hands it to Withnail we see the true size. It is enormous.
Danny: This will tend to make you very high.
Hatterlovesbrighton
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My old boss used to have "I demand to have some booze" instead of the beep which you get when a new e-mail arrives.
Man of Harveys
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Did he also have one of those wall-mounted plastic fish that sing?Hatterlovesbrighton said:
Franks Wild Years
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And simpsons socks ?
Tony Meolas Loan Spell
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Man of Harveys said:
Bet the batteries have run out (courtesy of The Office)
Hatterlovesbrighton
something clever
Man of Harveys said:
He was actually quite a cool guy. Used to work in the music industry and once whilst drunk told his boss that he done amazing amounts of cocaine but never touched heroin. He's a civil servant by the way.
Theatre of Trees
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"Are you a carrot or are you a sponge?"
The Large One
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How civil?