I caught my dad with my GF

[Mowgli]

You honestly didn't realise it was a joke when

a) He posted on NSC that his Dad was shagging his girlfriend
b) He described it as "right in my Kitchen I catch my father red handed with his meat in my GF"

??

This place astounds me sometimes.

Sorry to hear about your 'GF's' behaviour though, can I ask, why is she on holiday with your mates?

Yeah well as i said i got woken up by my phone going off with that text, and no i didn't come on here to straight away to tell anyone, hadn't been on nsc yesterday so came to see if Dickinson had been signed yet.

We have the same group of friends, i lost my job so had no money to afford a holiday so that's why I couldn't go.

 

[Lokki 7]

That's really shit mate, know how you feel sort ofish, just got woken up by a text from my GF saying she got drunk last night and kissed some bloke

Pics?

 

[Chicken Run]

Yeah well as i said i got woken up by my phone going off with that text, and no i didn't come on here to straight away to tell anyone, hadn't been on nsc yesterday so came to see if Dickinson had been signed yet.

We have the same group of friends, i lost my job so had no money to afford a holiday so that's why I couldn't go.

I see you have logged off now, some girl friend eh, who still go's on holliday without you, could you imagine if the boot was on the other foot, f***ing bitch would'nt ever let you go!!

 

[trueblue]

Well, you were definitely right to pull the plug on your girlfriend. Your dad's got some sauce, acting like that.

 

[Giraffe]

Oh just saw the pic, you nob that will teach me to bloody read porperly before sharing

Good grief man. Have you ever looked on NSC before??

 

[Mowgli]

Good grief man. Have you ever looked on NSC before??

Good Grief man, have you read a post before?

 

[Acker79]

Wow, I got almost to the bottom of the first page before I realised the cleverness of "GF".

 

[Wozza]

Wow, I got almost to the bottom of the first page before I realised the cleverness of "GF".

Yeah, it's the joke that keeps on giving.

 

[Simster]

Yeah, sorry, it's probably the shittest joke you've ever seen on here.

I agree. Luckily for you that "mowgli" was such a goon on this thread, otherwise you'd have been rightly SLAUGHTERED ages ago.

 

[CHAPPERS]

This thread is weird.

 

[Dirk lovelace]

Yeah got me! I totally thought you meant Gay Friend right up until I saw the picture.

 

[Danny-Boy]

Why don't you and your dad sort it out with a SPIT ROAST with your flexible GF?

I was gonna suggest you shit in his lavatory cistern...

 

[Aspinal's Body Double]

Original post was clever and quite funny.

However, the reactions of those who haven't opened the picture are hilarious!!

I hope your dad used some oil with your tasty GF.

 

[glasfryn]

set the inventor on the old man

 

[Gritt23]

Did he burn his COCK?

That's what I was worried about. Those little grillers can get flippin' hot.

Not sure why you had to throw it out on the curb though Wozza. Yeah, you'd need to wash it pretty thoroughly, but it would still "do a job."

 

[the right footed denilson]

This thread is weird.

 

[phoenix]

That wozz so funny.Good one.

 

[magoo]

not that funny. gave me the HORN though!

 

[Pavilionaire]

If Wozza had posted this on the Palace messageboard there'd be 9 or 10 lads with burnt cocks by now...

 

[Mr deez]

She's got nice BANGERS.